More TV Work Considerations for Flurby Jim!

Flurby Jim is once again said to be taking an interest in television work this week.

Flurby Jim is apparently to star in a sitcom, proving that history repeats itself much more than even this suggests :

"to earth with love - from the kids up above!" - James Walsh of Starsailor

"Daydreamer! Breath deeper!" - Cliff Jones of Gay Dad

"Do you think that you can hold on when the beat gets too strong and you think that you need help to move along? Do you think that hang tough when the beat gets too rough and the DJ says 'I think you've had enough'?" - Johnny Dean of Menswear

To recap : Flurby Jim is a salesman. Flurby Jim is a very good salesman - he can sell anything to anyone, to which I can hear you saying : "oh dear, I have come to the wrong web page . . . is this Flurby Jim the one who didn't sell me that freezer the other month?" (NB : the second part of that sentence is purely a projected result and may not prove entirely correct). But that is just the exception that proves the rule. Actually, I intend to prove this rule using nothing but exceptions :

• Flurby Jim failed to sell John Lennon a really cheap piano in 1963.
• Flurby Jim did not manage to sell me the idea of putting my bins out for the bin men as opposed to taking them inside and emptying them into my utility room.
• Flurby Jim tried to sell his soul to the devil, but negotiations broke down when he admitted to being agnostic.
• Flurby Jim couldn't sell a helicopter if he tried!

Proved! No wonder Flurby Jim is your hero. And now : more about television. Flurby Jim's new show is to be a new celebrity chat show, filling the hole left after he failed to gain the contract to host 'Wogan'.

Celebrities already lined up to appear include the entirety of the cream of the BBC : that guy from that docu-soap, some nearly good looking girl who presents a daytime TV show about hand crafts, and someone who was in Eastenders about five years ago. But instead sold his soul to the devil. Despite being a Muslim! Eminem sent this message of support :

"leave me alone because I'm alright, dad, just surprised to still be on my own ...." - Eminem

Which proves without a shadow of a doubt that Flurby Jim failed to sell John Lennon a really cheap piano in 1963. Now, a joke :

"Whats the difference between BSE and Foot & Mouth?" - Bill

Although I hasten to add that would have been funnier if Bill had been intending to make a joke and I'd just momentarily omitted the punchline, rather than if he'd just been demonstrating a gross ignorance for cattle related illnesses, as is the case.

"Hey you! On your feet, turn around. What do you see? Same old sofa? Same old spouse? Same old day in, day out drudgery? Same old pathetic little life? You're a loser. You hear me? Loser!" - an aborted DFS advert

Anyway, I'm bored now, so I'll let this man say goodbye :

Doctors may wish to ignore this advice. And this : laughter is the best medicine (for tonsil infections).