Flurby Jim's Mid Life Crisis

Although Flurby Jim is only 20-ish, he was born with a heart defect which effectively means he must have his mid-life crisis right now. He isn't bitter though - in a way he's relieved. This reporter decided to follow his actions closely. And to steal his clothes!

According to the ministry for the study of really dull topics, a typical mid-life crisis consists of "you know, being depressed and stuff". They were also able to quote more or less the entire text of every comedian at any Edinburgh fringe festival to date, although at the same time ackowledged that most of the acts were probably revolutionary and ground breaking in their own cynical and derivative manner. Are YOU local?

Naturally, Flurby Jim threw a large party. But not in the sense that anybody actually went. As a way of commiserations, he shared a few bottles of wine with me. But not in the sense that he actually drank any. Now, an important message :

That evening was the perfect opportunity for Flurby Jim to recall all those shining days in his life - the ones that really made it all worthwhile. Such as his marriage and the highly specialised wedding vows he wrote for the occasion :

"Mein kopf tut weh" - Flurby Jim

And also that time he met Elton John in the street. The reason that Flurby Jim was able to convert such circumstance into a shining moment is left open to interpretation.

Commentators have been quick to point out that I did at no stage steal Flurby Jim's clothes, however unconfirmed rumours suggest those commentators should shut their fat, stupid faces.