Flurby Jim's Army Life

Of course, the better looking amongst you will have noticed there is a war on. And it has reminded Flurby Jim of his year in national service, forced upon him as an 'ironic' punishment for greatly exaggerating on a false id.

Anyway, he particularly remembers this conversation, had with his seargeant-major :

Seargent-Major What, what, Flurby. How is it with you?
Flurby Jim You know, okay.
Seargent-Major What is it exactly they have you doing, lad?
Flurby Jim I'm helping in the technology section
Seargent-Major What, the robots, yes yes? How is that?
Flurby Jim Well, we've had great luck with their beligerance and intelligence circuits, but unfortunately in testing their self control and respect for authority circuits completely failed, and they are currently running rampage through all of our major cities
Seargent-Major Oh, gosh. But never mind, lad, we all make mistakes! I'll need to come up with a plan of some sort.

(the Seargent-Major leaves, and eventually returns several minutes later with some scrawled plans)

Seargent-Major I've done it! The perfect plan!
Flurby Jim (he looks at the plans) Its a nice plan in all but one respect - do you really think its wise to dispatch 100% of the army as a suicide squad?
Seargent-Major Come along now man, what are you - bleeding heart liberal of the week? Just follow my lead!

(the Seargent-Major attempts to eat one hundred crackers in under one minute)

Seargent-Major Gosh, that really hurt.

(the Seargent-Major dies. Flurby Jim deserts)


Next time on Flurby Jim : a daring escape from military gaol!