Bill accidentally finds missing yellow dog!
Yellow dog is almost a spokesperson for the times. You may not have heard of him (god knows I haven't), but that is what his mother said.
"The yellow dog should be known as the yellow god" - the green god
"The yellow dog should be sold in tins" - the green giant
Yellow dog is perhaps the Madonna of the 1990's. Not because he has sold lots of albums despite being relatively sans-talent . . . not even because he gave birth to jesus christ, but because he recently starred in 'Evita'. At least that is how the unconfirmed rumour goes.
However, every dog has his day, and yellow dog has been missing for weeks. Being not a young fellow - 53 years old (371 in 'dog' years, 19.875 in 'people who can't count' years), it was feared that the dog may not survive his missing ordeal. Luckily Bill got to him in time.
This archive image shows the yellow dog at one of his favourite locations, the lesser known red cliffs of dover. This was conveniently the location Bill had planned a gig with his new covers band 'Bill and the floaters' earlier this week. Bill was captured by an amateur photographer.
This image was taken before his capture. According to allegations from a small, but significantly angry, tadpole, the photographer hauled Bill away and locked him into a cage.
"The cage was upside down and defying gravity. Sort of like Australia if your small mind has not the ability to understand that gravity is relative, and that 'down' is therefore not a constant. Anyway, the thing about this cage is that it was made entirely with left-overs from the last day of filming on 'Dempsey and Makepeace', an English TV show from when they were good. Which is not to say that 'Dempsey & the Philandering Tortoise' (the lesser known prequel) was. Not that I'd really like to say either way. But who would? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" - the angry tadpole
It was in this cage that the photographer proceeded to call Bill the scum of the earth, and refer often to his yellow dog as the salt of the earth. The yellow dog reffered to the photographer as a kidnapping git. And when Bill pointed out that in actual fact salt is the salt of the earth, and scum the scum of the earth he let them both go and imploded.
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