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Men are like.... Commmercials. You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like.... Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like.... Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like.... Coffee. The best ones are rich, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night.
Men are like.... Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate a lot of interest.
Men are like.... Used Cars. Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.
Men are like.... Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
Men are like.... High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang og it.
Men are like.... Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usualy wrong.
Men are like.... Weather. Nothing can be done to change either of them.
Men are like.... Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like.... Curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
Men are like.... Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like.... Noodles. They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
Men are like.... Parking spots. The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small.
Men are like.... Plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or bathroom.
Men are like.... Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, which do you let in first? The dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in.
I married Miss Right, I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.