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Sinful Music

Printed in Homeground

"We the Parents' Music Resource Centre have recently had the 'music' of one 'Kate Bush' brought to our attention. Previously we have looked at the 'music' of such groups as 'Ratt', 'Twisted Sister', and 'Mr Frank Zappa'. This latest menace to the youth of America from a foreign land is more Pernicious than all the rest. The following is a list of Miss Bush's song lyrics which we believe need warning labels, and exactly why:-"

All We Ever Look For : explicit references to breasts, wombs, tombs, and drugs.
All The Love : death.
And Dream of Sheep : drugs, specifically poppies, the source of opium.
Army Dreamers : death, incitement to disaffection amongst loyal troops.
Babooshka : infidelity.
The Big Sky : sacralige.
Blow Away : death and sacrilige (would punk rockers be admitted to heaven).
Breathing : anti-nuclear propaganda, comfort and support to subversive organisations.
Burning Bridge : incitement to arson.
Cloudbusting : support for quackery. The FDA may be interested in this one.
Coffee Homeground : death (by poisoning).
December W B M A : glorifying a known Homosexual (Oscar Wilde).
Don't Push Your Foot..: Suicide.
The Dreaming : alcoholism, an attack on a friendly government, attack on free enterprise (ie mining)
Egypt : references to demons, and the possibly to female sexual organs.
The Empty Bullring : death, mutilation, and sacrilige.
Experiment IV : 'a sound that can kill' is the vowed ambition of all 'Heavy Metal' bands. This is also an attack on defense research.
Feel It : a dirty, dirty song (can we get it removed from sale?)
Get Out of My House : 'devil dreams', human transmogrification into animals.
Hammer Horror : occultism.
Heads We're Dancing : 'they say the devil is a charming man' obvious satanic sympathies, and not back masked.
Houdini : occultism, french kissing, sacrilige.
Hounds of Love : bestiality.
The Infant Kiss : definate paedophilia. This song is beyond redemption.
In The Warm Room : another very dirty song about prostitution.
James and the cold gun : gunplay, mindless violence, alcohol, gambling, sex.
Kashka From B : homosexuality and voyeurism.
The Kick Inside : dreadful!, incest, suicide and godless mythology.
Kite : demonic entities (ie beelzebub), period pains.
L'amour Looks Something : sex, sex, and more sex. 'Sticky Love' - awful.
Leave it Open : burglary, satanic backward masked messages.
The Man with the Child : paedophilia again.
Mother Stands For Comfort : murder.
Night of the Swallow : criminal activities, defamation of police ('pigs can fly').
Ne T'en Fui Pas : we haven't had a translation yet, but this sounds dirty.
Not This Time : four letter words.
Oh England my Lionheart : death, kidnapping, sacrilige, subversion of American patriotism.
Pull out the Pin : violence, drugs, subversion of US armed services, supporting the nation's enemies.
Ran Tan Waltz : alcohol, infidelity, references to male sexual organs.
Rocket's Tail : lyrical content unclear but some of the musicians come from communist countries.
Running Up That Hill : otherwise known as A Deal With God. Plain and simple sacrilige.
Sat in your Lap : 'some say that heaven is hell'. deliberate satanically inspired confusion.
Saxaphone Song : references to bowls.
Symphony in blue : sex and death.
Them Heavy People : more sacrilige.
There Goes a Tenner : glorifies criminal activity.
Violin : satanism.
Waking the Witch : where to start?
Warm and Soothing : alcoholism.
Watching You Without Me : occultism.
The Wedding List : murder and revenge.
Wow : explicit description of homosexual activities.
Wuthering Heights : occultism.


PMRC ask urgently for all help in protecting the morals of the youth of this great God-fearing country. Homeground thanked Chris Williams and Lovehounds for their assistence in getting hold of the document. Phew! Kates songs won't be the same again.