Do Ikea the Forward Glamour way!

Ideally, John Lewis would be our first port of call for all home furnishings. However, we do have a love for Ikea - but only in moderation. It's easy to get swept away by the fantastic value (much like at Hennes) and end up choosing a look that you don't really like.

Follow these 10 easy steps to success, and you'll put the chic back into cheap!

Step 1 - Time your visit to avoid the masses. For example, the hottest day of the year draws most Brits to the beach. Use this distraction to sneak in, clutching the ol' fake tan, and shop while gently bronzing in air-conditioned comfort.

Step 2 - Don't actually plan to buy anything specific. Doing so may blind you to more fabulous products in different categories. If you're intent on finding a waste basket you may miss the ice cube trays. Turn up with an open mind and roam freely.

Step 3 - Set a budget to avoid the smash'n'grab syndrome.

Step 4 - Do try not to break anything - much merchandise is precariously placed to catch you out. Hint: Teapots.

Step 5 - Take your time to survey and peruse. Let the arrows guide you the long way round so you don't miss anything.

Step 6 - Try not to look impressed by the bargainous value, and certainly no squealing in the aisles as you scream "LOOK BABS, only 50p for SIX!"

Step 7 - You've seen the sets, been inspired, now it's time for lunch. Always opt for the Swedish Meatballs. Bargain.

Step 8 - Time to descend to the valley below - the market place. Grab a trolley and cruise. Too much congestion? Avoid road rage by just parking up and sauntering over to your target item on foot. This could annoy other trolley-pushers, but don't worry, that's life in Ikea.

Step 9 - It is tiring, but please don't falter. You may well think "huuuh.. gonna skip gardnin" but wait! What about that gorgeous flower pot? Forward Glamour pink and only one pound! Never mind you haven't got a plant. Ooh, better get that watering can as well. What's this? One pound eighty? I'll have three.

Step 10 - Keep your wits about you at the checkouts. The cashier may pop the conveyor belt in reverse for a tad - this is a last ditch attempt to get you back in there shopping! They tried it on us, but we weren't fazed.