Bare feet
As we've been told, take your shoe-sies off! Now remember to fake tan!

Cheap sunglasses
Because if you spend the money, you'll only sit on them.

Lots of trimmings
Buttons, ribbons, yellow chicks. We're really not fussy.

Combats
Oh for heaven's sake, hasn't it been long enough?

Poker-straight hair
Go with the flow, and save electricity. Hairdryers are too loud, we can't hear Celine!

Cheap aftershave
Or is it a spirit?