Hot news dahlings - FG opens two new offices.

In order to bring you the latest developments in the battle against backward circumstances, Forward Glamour has deemed it necessary to create a platform in the capital. New Cross and Morden, London, will be the jewels in the crown of this new and refreshed strategy.

Operations Director Shelly Fyring-Ranj believes that the backbone of this plan is to have one foot well and truly in the fields (FG HQ) while another dabbles in more forward surroundings. This will enable Forward Glamour to remain well balanced and objective, so we are able to draw out the very best from a forward environment for those living in the backward.

FG HQ remains at the hub of our operations, though these two new offices will considerably strengthen our research capabilities.

In order to bring these long-term improvements, short-term sacrifices must unfortunately be made. Therefore, less updates dahlings - but a broader range of fabulous concepts for you to peruse.

Stay with us dahlings, and remember "Forward Glamour, for Backward Living". It's not a motto, it's a way of life, wherever you are.

Over and out.