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Bon Soir Latvia, Forward Glamour calling!
This year, we shall be awarding douze points to… us!
Another year, another Eurovision, my how the days roll by. It's been on our calendar for weeks - nay, months. Forward Glamour was determined to push the boundaries of kitsch for this year's soirée.
AND BEHOLD - the CAKE!
We asked the caterers to create something special, with just that little touch of je ne sais quoi. We got…. An iced victoria sponge! Just imagine the delight on the decorator's face as, clutching the icing bag, they painstakingly piped those sacred words.
No time for nostalgia, bring on the BREAST OF EUROPE!
Surrounded by a fleet of Martini and Lemonade jelly 'nipplettes', this creation encompasses the very essence of Eurovision. The trembling red stage rhythmically quivers with anticipation, as each participating nipplette waits to perform a touching tribute to each nation atop the gelatinous mound. Here we see Turkey storming to victory with their jelly belly dancing as the other Nipplettes look on in awe. It's fabulous.
The popping of the Bucks Fizz cork (what else would we be drinking?) signalled the start of an extraordinary evening. Unfortunately, due to a multi-million pound deal with a magazine, pictures of the Euro stars are unavailable for publication here.
So anyway, voting over, it was time to get down to some serious re-enactment of key performances - Celine style! But what's this? Liquid Eurovision on BBC3? The party's only just begun!
For the last Party, quite a while ago now, click here.
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