Just in case you're having trouble getting into the mood this year, FG brings you a magnificent re-working of this Christmas classic. Works best in conjunction with Tia Lusso (lots of).
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A Billie P in a pear tree
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two years as a mother
And a Billie P in a pear tree
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three wash up brushes
..And a Billie P in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four Spice Girls
..And a Billie P in a pear tree
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
C'est Pour Vivre
...And a Billie P in a pear tree
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six Sertab singles
..And a Billie P in a pear tree
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven Paperchase notebooks
..And a Billie P in a pear tree
On the eight day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight 'Michelle' haircuts
..And a Billie P in a pear tree
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine Child Travelcards
..And a Billie P in a pear tree
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten cars a-stalling
..And a Billie P in a pear tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven Bags for Life
..And a Billie P in a pear tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
