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Dear the Forward Glamour gurus…..I have a very difficult and somewhat embarrassing problem... under the very sexist dress code at work I am forced to wear a hideous polymix blouse..... how on earth can I maintain my Forward Glamour approach to life under such archaic rulings???????????????????? Help......… L.M Fear not dahling, people are far more interested in your FACE! Slap on the ol' fake tan and smile with alarming intensity. A bit of intense noir pigment round the eyes wouldn't go amiss. HOT TIP: Use some cotton wool to apply - the fake tan that is, not the black kohl. Last but not least, if you really can't get along with it, simply whip off the hideous creation. If anyone questions you, deny all knowledge. Tug imaginatively at the invisible garment and act bemused by their inability to see it. Nine out of ten found this effective. We did.
Dear the Forward Glamour gurus...It has been stated in your 'phases' section that nightclub stamps are now a no no! well, my dears, as someone who likes to stay forward by partying lots at various establishments, how do i prevent staining by the aforementioned stamps??? A.M If you had read the section properly you would realise that the WHOLE POINT is not to get the stamps in the first place! However, we do realise that some establishments stamp on entry. Perhaps a discreet surgical glove, to be swiftly removed post-stamp. If there is no escape, it's soap and water or a week of wearing leather. You've got a stamp, you wear leather. It's a look. OK?
Dear Forward Glamour style gurus, my 18 year old daughter has started wearing my cast-offs. I feel flattered that she admires my style, but I'm worried that she may steal my fabulous image for herself. What should I do? Mrs J It sounds as though your daughter has good reason to embrace your style, and so her behaviour is unlikely to change. Unfortunately, the only options are to either a) destroy all cast-offs - sending them to Oxfam is no good, she'll only buy them back, or b) adopt a truly hideous style while at home, thus cutting off her source of inspiration, and watch as she is thrown into fashion disarray. Hope this helps. (P.S: Leather might help).
Dear Forward Glamour gurus, My sister keeps wearing what i call "eccentric" clothing. Not only that she seems intent on wearing Avril Lavigne T-shirts which depict Avril playing a guitar and big letters stating "AVRIL ROCKS!"Now i should mention that I think Avril Lavigne is the worst person in the world and her music is rubbish. My sister agrees with me so when I confronted her about her T-shirt and Avril keyring she merely said "corny is cool!" Do you agree??? A distressed Chili's Fan, OJ Yes.
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