Ye Parchment herewith describeth the liens and rights of the rightful
Villaine of Vast Village Vassalage and imbues the holder of such aforesaid parchment ye entitlement,
V
illaine of Vast Village Vassalage
Freeman of ye Forrest paths
Whom theresoforth may avail him/herself of such pleasures recorded here.
The legitimate claim to disport lewd and lascivious mummery once yearly in the boundaries of ye Village Hall
The lien to dispel and scatter unnecessary assemblages of Parish dignitaries
The entitlement to truly trial the manhood of Esquires on the eve of their transition to knighthood
The freedom to annul marriages partaken on the forenoons of Wednesdays
The right to enter spouse into serfdom for the fiscal advantage of village societies
Thus secured by the seal, this 27th day of the month of November,
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