Please try the following:
- Click the
 Devil Worship button, or begin
speaking in tongues. If you summon Lucifer in jest enough times he will indeed appear in your life and guide you towards the eternal darkness that is you inevitable fate..
- If you typed the page address in the Address
bar yourself, cross your fingers and throw salt over your left shoulder, but do it quickly, you are playing with fire.. fire that smells of sulphur and will consume your blackened soul before you know it.
- To check your Goodness, click the
Angel Gabriel's menu, and then click Banished. where you
will find you are sent to Hell if this is the case, you may try chanting hail Mary's but it has never worked before so why should it work now? try Selling your soul. Sometimes this will work, but not always.
Since you're so keen on tempting fate why not try utilising service Pack 2001, this is a 50/50 leap into the void as many system administrators before you have found, but back up your data before you try it.
- If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft
Windows can examine your dark side and automatically check your evil tendencies. If that is you actually have a Network Administrator who isn`t already damned to walk through the fiery pits of hell chanting your name until you break like the twig you are, whilst surrendering all to the red eyed beast who is your master.. If you would like Windows to try and correct
your faith problem, click
Save Me Merciful Lord . This will do absolutely nothing as despite all rumours to the contrary God does not like his name being taken in vain.
- Some religions require 128-quid donations, 256-quid donations would be better in your case, although we have a feeling even the 70,000-quid you may eventually win arn`t enough to buy your soul back from where you left it.
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- If you are trying to become popular by worshiping Satan on a live TV reality show, make sure your can live with the consequences, and never cross the road unless you have looked both ways at least 3 times, if you can`t manage this Click the Father I have sinned menu, and then click Repent wait 10 Hail Mary's then cross quickly.
- Click the
Trident icon when it appears to cancel Satan's imminent appearance on your desktop.
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