Please try the following:
- Click the
 Refresh button, or begin
drinking heavily. After enough Cider, someone will be sick in your
sink.
- If you typed the page address in the Address
bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. If you are blonde and
glitter, make sure you did not accidentally type your bra size in the
bar.
- To check your connection settings, click the
Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the
Connections tab, click Settings. However, since you're running Blonde and Glitter Upgrade Pack 2001, there's absolutely
bugger all of a chance that you'll ever get nominated. Ever.
- If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft
Windows can examine your nominations and automatically discover network
connection settings. If you actually have a Network Administrator who
has enabled it, please shake your pom-poms.
If you would like
Windows to try and discover them,
click  Detect Network Settings . This will do
absolutely nothing and will resolve no problems whatsoever. Buts thats
ok.
- Some sites require 128-bit blonde and glitter
stupidity. In the case of Helens Webpage, a patch will be shortly
available which makes blonde and glitter 256-bit stupidity possible.
- If you are trying to reach a secure site, make
sure your Security settings can support it. Click the Tools menu,
and then click Internet Options. Change whatever you want; people
will find a way to steal your credit card number regardless, cos you
left your Hello Kitty purse out in the open.
- Click the
 Back button to try another link. Yes, let's go
with that: try another link.
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