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 Dr. Floyd: What's that? Chicken?
Dr. Halvorsen: Something like that. Tastes the same anyway
Dr. Floyd: Its origin and purpose, still a total mystery.
All quotes are genuine ...
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Paul ' I'm bisexual '
HAL: Are you sure you are making the right decision ?
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Paul ' Was I being mushy ? '
HAL: I honestly think you ought to calm down, take a stress pill and think things over.
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Paul ' I'm pleased that Helen went up for nomination, and Helen now is one of my most favourite people in here '
HAL: ... my mind is going... I can feel it... I can feel it.
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Paul ' I think this whole Big Brother thing is an experience ... I'm in it for more than just winning. '
HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
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Paul ' Of course I didn’t f****g know I had done it, I would never let a girl take the blame for something like that. '
HAL: Well, I don't think there is any question about it. It can only be attributable to human error. This sort of thing has cropped up before and it has always been due to human error.
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Paul ' I'm romantic, ... I am, I made an advent calendar for a girl. '
HAL: I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I can think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
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Paul ' Is there blood already? '
HAL: I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
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Paul ' You are very right but I say one thing. The more you want to find someone, the less you have to look. '
HAL: Daisy, Daisy...
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Paul ' It's nice to talk to you about the things that upset me. I don't know exactly what I'm doing. '
HAL: Daisy, Daisy...
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Paul ' I'll be up for eviction in the morning '
HAL: I feel much better now, I really do.
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Paul ' I want to see every person in this house go up for nomination at some point, because I wanna see who cracks '
HAL: I've just picked up a fault in the AE35 unit. It's going to go 100% failure in 72 hours.
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Paul ' Let me smell it again '
HAL: I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't do that
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Paul ' Come on, I'm pretty amazing aren't I ? '
HAL: Just what do you think you're doing, Dave ?
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Paul ' Now my hairs are all in-grown. They just bend round all the time. If you’ve done it once you have to keep doing it '
HAL: I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
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HAL: I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a...fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
Paul: Yes, I'd like to hear it, HAL. Sing it for me.
HAL:
It's called "Daisy". Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.
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