Please try the following:
- Click the
 Degree button, this will prove that you have been trained in the required skills for the job you have been given, it is however not proof that you are capable of carrying out this work.
- If you typed the page address in the Address
bar yourself, and nothing has happened, go back and wave your diploma at the screen.
- To check your ability rating, click the
Reality menu, and then click Unsubsidised Beer. where you
will find the True Cost tab, then click
Shocking Isn't It. Sometimes this will work, but not always. Since you're
running running low on Mummy & Daddies money, and therefore can't afford anything, utilising credit Pack 2001 may help. There's not a lot we can do to help at this point, but suggest a year in a menial task at a factory to re-align your smugness factor.
- If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft
Windows can examine your Task setting ability. If you actually have a Network Administrator who isn't a graduate too that is. If you would like Windows to try and correct
your poor imagination skills, click
Dear God Help Me . This will do absolutely nothing as god only helps those who help themselves, and going straight from Uni to a media job does not please the almighty...
- Some sites require 128-bits of useful knowledge , 256-bits
are beyond the scope of your 2.2 degree.
- If you are trying to work your way into production Click the Grovel menu, and then click Lick Arse as you
obviously won't be promoted on ability alone.
- Click the
Blue Peter button for a glimpse at your perceived ability level.
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