Big Bro 2 - The Campaign for Helen to win Big Brother

Print out Helen Labels and stick them on people and stuff.
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Spread a little Helen on your baps. T-Shirt Logo. Print this out onto one of those transfer t-shirts things.
Use this graphic as your desktop pic at work. Or this one. Or if you're a bloke this one.

Campaign Glitter News

Helen Survives nomination - A Landslide Victory For Campaign Glitter supporters.

We get mentioned on Ananova Ananova - Website launches 'Campaign Glitter' backing Helen to win.

The Mirror backs Helen.

Where's My Sausage ?

Have we lost our f*cking minds ?
NO.
12 Reasons Why Helen Should Win

She gives us hope that in this bitter world a gal can get to 22 and still be sweetly naive.
She exhibited comedy genius during the soap opera.
She laughed loudly at herself during the misaligned blue bra bap shocker.

She talks about stuff that I wouldn't, if I knew my mum was watching. P'rhaps more of a feminist ...
She clearly lusts after Paul, and pursues him with much gusto.
She likes animals, and called Paddy a ' snowball '. Beyond sweet. She said to Paddy ' Do you know how good looking you are ? '.
She isn't bitchy like Brian, boring like Dean, Miss Duplicity like Elizabeth, Dull like Josh and neither is she Paul. Plus she's a chick. We need a chick to win. It is time.
She cried when she thought she'd upset Dean.
She altruistically teaches dancing ( aka glitter fun for chiffon inclined young gals / Billy Elliots ) a lot, and obviously doesn't get paid much.
Dean takes the piss out of her behind her back calling her ' stupid ', now we're grrls too so we can do that ( Scarlett and Lovely ) but Dean, your ' political science ideology ' ain't exactly all that Honey, and your website hardly indicates you are an intellectual, Helen is naive not completely stupid. She is still in the house.
She is the only one who does not have the potential to get her mits on the 70k otherwise. Dean understands the mind of a woman so does not need money; Elizabeth has elderly rich lover; Brian & Narinder are the next Richard & Judy; Josh has already lost a million so doesn't deserve it (careless tsk tsk); Paul will be sponsored for endless bullshitting marathon; Amma will write intelligent tome on bodily functions; Bubble will make his dosh blahing on for Sky Sports; & Penny & Stuart ? Who cares.
She is Glitter.

One Reason Why Helen Shouldn't Win

Vanessa ' Blackboard Writing ' Feltz likes her. She is not like Feltz. She is nice.

Glitter Up Your Life

Get traily Helen style cursor thingy on your page, stick this code in your html baybee. You'll need to save this image too, into the same directory as the page that has the code, if you plan to leave code unaltered.
Have a Helen style pic-nic on your carpet while you watch BB, lots of sweets, preferably pink, a sh*tload of chocolate, lots of fizzy pop and dancing. Many ciders. Remember to throw up in the sink afterwards.
Of course, we have naked Helen in the hot-tub, if thats your kinda thing.
Say things that others want to, but that people would hit them for, example, on Ammas ' possible ' eviction day ' Do you think Davina will shake your hand or kiss you ? '.
Bleach your hair, then bleach it till its white, but only on one side of your head.
Have a simply attainable goal in life. Think how much easier that would be.
Don't be aware of any news outside your own housing estate / village / suburb. NEVER read newspapers, and if you do, only read happy stories about puppies being rescued by big burly firemen. There are no such things as stalkers or having to travel on your own.
Dance. A lot. ( Always while admiring yourself in a mirror - but only from the front. If you can't see your back no-one else can ).
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Choose Life, Choose Glitter - campaign glitter coming soon ... we're serious we DO want Helen to win ...

Things That Helen Doesn't Know

Ms Lovely brings some factoids that HELEN DOESN'T KNOW.

09.07.01 - Cornflakes were invented to stop young boys masturbating.
10.07.01 - If you squeeze your eyes closed really REALLY tight for five mins, you transgress space/time.
11.07.01 - The average penis length is 15.64 cm ( according to a University of California survey ).

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Some messages of support in the 24 hours since we launched our campaign:

I couldn't agree more. I was thinking the same thing lately but you've beaten me to it. I've done a link to your campaign on my website.

Am totally with you in your campaign. Helen annoyed me in the 1st couple of weeks, but she is growing on me. I would like to see a girl win, and better her than Elizabeth. Here's another good reason: She has learned something about herself whilst in the house ( that she can be tactless ) and has changed her behaviour to be a better person ( less tactless ). Go glitter!!! Go Helen!!!

i agree that helen should be kept in the house as she is the only one in there to add some fun and life, watching the rest of the bunch it is like watching paint dry. and of course she is WELSH!!!! from hayley

Campaign Partners

http://geocities.com/lee_money2000. We have happily joined your glitter campaign, we totally agree with you, Helen should win. To show this, again we have joined your campaign, and shut down our site until we know for definite that Helen has a good chance of winning.

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