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Penny makes herself look like a total tosser
2.30pm Penny starts bleating on about crap yet again, but this time manages to make herself look even more foolish.
' If you're out first or last you're equally famous '
' I would have more fame going out first ' ... agents will come to me first ' she bleats on more about agents wanting her ' there'll be more agents looking at me ' , Paul leaves the room. and I have to switch off. shes driving me nuts.
Nomination Results
2.27pm The nomination results are read out ( NOT in alphabetical order ) Penny looks fine. Helen says 'I knew I'd be up for eviction '. On E4 the camera stays on Penny for a long time. Penny says ' Its really not a problem '
Penny
Brian hugs Penny after his dance routine and says ' You're a little love ' ' I am a little love ' says Penny. ' Was that good ' (dancing) says Brian. ' It was brilliant ' says Penny.
Volleyball
2.03pm Group in garden playing volleyball
Not Brian
1.47pm ' Everyone knows its not going to be you ' (nominated) says Narinder to Brian.
They then both do a comprehensive Janet Jackson dance routine as they sing ' Nasty Boys '.
Blasphemy
1.45pm Brian eating, holds up a piece of food and says ' The Body of Christ '
' No don't do that ' says Penny
Cleaning
Bossyboots is at it again. Penny and Brian are cleaning the kitchen. Penny says to Helen ' If you get a brush you can help '.
Heimlich maneuver
Brian simulates this on Penny, but to be honest, viewing on E4, it looks more like a porn film simulation. Bless Brian. what a funster.
HomeGal
' I'd always live in Wales ' said Helen to Stuart
Chick, Chick, Chick, Chick, Chicky
1.40pm Elizabeth is in the garden impersonating a chicken. Some of the other female housemates say its cruel ' They may think you're a cock '
UnFantastic Plastic
1.40 pm Penny says ' I feel Like a plastic version of myself '
Indian Food
1.10pm Narinder is washing lentils ( I think ). Penny tests her on CPR.
1.27pm Elizabeth says to Narinder that ' someone told her that Indian women don't use onions in cooking '. Narinder looks shocked and says ' Indian food would be impossible without onions .... They're pulling your leg '
Task
Bubble says ' We have to win the task, otherwise we'll be on rice and lentils all next week '.
Alarm
Someone says ' The alarm keeps going off '
They are still practicing bandages. Brian bandages Helens foot as Elizabeth watches and directs. Big Brother calls someone to the Diary Room, Stuart goes. Stuart comes out and Brian goes into the Diary Room.
Paul Looks Pensive
12.35pm Paul looks pensive as they talk about 'elevated fingers'. Paul pretends that he has a broken arm. Brian bandages him.
Milk
12.30pm Penny goes into the Diary Room to speak to Big Brother about milk. Stuart and Elizabeth practice arm sling bandages. Penny comes out of the Diary Room gets something to eat and sits talking with her mouth full. Dean tests Penny on task questions. Penny keeps mumbling as she attempts to keep the food in her mouth.
Spot the Difference
Penny sits next to the dummy head.
From 'He Who Must Be Obeyed' - Penny spends time 'eating ' her hands. Saw mouth for first time, not impressed. Dummy is making more sense than Penny. But Penny wouldn't bleed would she '
Paul Questions
12.20pm Paul questions Helen on 'conforming bandages'. She gets it wrong. She is ok on the circulation test. They then talk about spiral bandaging. Helen has pink trainers on. Then they start talking about triangular bandages.
Lunchtime
12pm Penny nauseates the housemates by being bossy about food yet again. They all look pissed off. Bubble comments on ' buying food that people don't like ' . Talking about the amount of margarine people smeared on their toast Penny said ' I don't want to get anal about it '
We Need a Gay Man in The Crowd
Said one housemate. Well funny you should say that ..
Happy Birthday Keith
1.08am Brian is upset cos big brother won't guarantee his happy birthday greeting to his friend Keith will be seen by the tv audience. Dean suggests them all going in and saying ' happy birthday Keith '.
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