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Subtle Manipulator - An Over-AnalYsis
One Cool Chick
Elizabeth was talking to Stuart in the house this morning about the other housemates.
Their mutual admiration and validation society concluded that Helen - ' She's a baby and she's, what, 23? ', Narinder was ' funny, with a short fuse ', Stuart said about Bubble and Brian that ' There is an underlying thing that will go off at some point. '.
Although shes not drop dead gorgeous Elizabeth is using her sexuality to win over the other housemates ( so says big chief Big Brother Psychologist who looks a bit like Dennis Healey ).
Our Pop Psychologist Ms Lovely says: ' He's right - She sexes it up with both the boys and girls, and knows EXACTLY how to appeal to the people with the biggest egos ( Stuart and Amma ), shes quite touchy feely and faux-safe-play-pretend-lesbian with Amma in a way she most surely isn't with any of the girls in Group Fluffy. Elizabeth is seen as quite clever ( having a posher accent and being generally plummier / more subtle often has this effect ) and Amma will be flattered that she chooses to spend time with
her. It is important to Amma to be taken seriously. Elizabeth gives off that ' I may be quite quiet and subtle but you can see from the way I coquettishly stick my arse out, that actually I'm a sexual tigress (grrrrrr) '. Even tho she is in a relationship with a man outside the house, the fact that said man is older and not as cute as some of the housemates, means he probably ain't gonna be giving her a hard time for anything she does inside the house, because he'll be bloody glad she actually came back to
him.
When her, Stuart and Amma were discussing Ammas preference of snogging girls because they ' were better than men who all had to be taught ' Elizabeth made a point of saying ' I think you're kissing the wrong men ' to Stuart/Amma which translated by the manipulometer means ' Don't worry Stuart, I know that men are way better than women, you Tarzan, me Jane, no woman could do it for me like a man could, let me reinforce your ego and general manliness, don't worry I KNOW '. But meanwhile knowing that Amma prolly
thought this meant ' Yeh I'm just saying this because he has a fragile ego and we both KNOW '.
The older men Stuart and Dean will feel more comfortable around her than any of the Fluffy Group girls because they know its highly unlikely she'll act ' Helen or Pennyish ' and say shit like ' So are you gonna shag me ? ', and make them feel uncomfortable, but yet they can still ' flirt ' with her - she's ' safe '. She's also probably seen as the ' classiest ' of the girls, which they would like ( especially Stuart ). Tho I reckon Stuart is way more the easier target for Elizabeths manipulations given the
size of the mans ( breasts ) ego. Dean is more subtle, but also human, and actually someone I think Elizabeth would be more likely to get on with than Stuart, but she is smart enough to know that Dean is cleverer than Stuart and more of a ' keeping it real ' guy, not as easy a target for manipulation.
As for her and the girls in Group Fluffy, most of them will not see her as a ' threat ' I mean we all know how shocked Helen was that people would rather sleep with Elizabeth than her the other night ... MIEOW. Imagine THAT. They will also not understand her / have little grasp of how to communicate with her.
She's confident enough in herself not to seek the approval of others ( incl. thru lipstick and cleavage, unlike some ) which would make her considerably more vulnerable. Tho sometimes she may act like she does seek approval, but this is more to appeal to the OTHER persons ego. She REALLY don't mean it.
She reminds me a lot of Anna in the first series. But straight ( so far ). Be very very scared. ( I'm off to the betting office )
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