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The Aftermath
Penny has left the building.
Reduced Group Fluffy meeting in lounge.. Brian, Amma, Helen, Narinder..
All members of Group Stuffy in garden with guest Bubble..
Brian: ' oooh, she handled it sooo well.. ' Group Fluffy down to 4 members.. Amma has joined.
Group Fluffy hoping Penny will send a cake in for them ' If she's allowed '.
Bitchin
Helen, Amma and Narinder have been bitching about the bad Penny.
Narinder said ' She's been really snapping at me today '
Amma said ' I think we should give Penny a wide berth. Allow her to do whatever she wants - as moody as she likes '
Helen said ' I don't think any of us really know Penny. '.
Diary Room
6pm Penny summoned to Diary Room by BB...
Tough not Deluded
5.55pm - Brian is pretending to be Davina interviewing Penny on her expulsion from house..
Penny is talking about what she'll do as she leaves ' I'll be as tough as old boots when I get out, don't you worry ' she twittered.
No Funny Business warns Big Brother
5.40pm - Helen is discussing ' getting ready ' for the eviction.. talking about make-up etc..
Paul: ' My eardrums hurt '
Penny: ' I don't care about your eardrums one little shitty bit '
Penny is going to read to the whole group........ its ok - It's an envelope from Big Brother.......
Amma is in bed, group getting annoyed she's not present.. Helen is not there either..
Penny has hair done in 30's flapper style for eviction.. complete with chicken feather..
Whole group present now.. envelope opens.......
' Tonight is eviction night... rules.....
when Davina talks you are on live TV you must not swear during this time..
when housemate leaves you must NOT lean out of house to see outside house..
Anyone who steps outside may be locked out & won't be allowed to re-enter..
failure to comply with these rules will result in disqualification.
Door shuts automatically.. you may be injured.. '
signed
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED - BIG BROTHER.
So, all that practicing having just their heads poking out one above the other has been a waste of time.. ( They were planning that ).
Narinder is walking around house shouting ' DO NOT!! ' ' DO NOT! '
Mad
Penny & Bubble in Living Room ... Penny is singing ' Its now or never ' ... obnoxiously loud.. Bubble wants into the diary room..
Bored
5.33pm - Group Stuffy BB inmates are playing ' kicky ball at window with camera behind it ' game...
Group Fluffy
5.33pm - Helen Amma Narinder & Brian are in girls bedroom talking girly.
Earth to Penny Come In Penny
' I've had enough. I'm going out. Seven b*****ds voted me out! '
Did anyone tell Penny that that is the whole idea of the gameshow ?
She Should Know
Highlighted ( in biscuit and fawn apparently <thanks DerekandClive> ), and surgically adjusted Penny commented today that the other housemates were ' superficial ' and that Big Brother would be boring.
Well she does have a point, we do like to watch her make a t*t of herself and say stupid stuff BUT we will get bored of it very quickly.
She had a right old bitch about the boy housemates.
' How about Bubble with his hats? He's a rough neck. He's common as muck '
She has already said Paul is as common as muck too.
< I'm sure they'll be devastated by your opinion >
She went on ' has Stuart played more than one song on that guitar? Why don't they pick up the guitar and improvise? '
Because they're scared you might sing Penny.
Brian defended the boys ' They're not that bad '.
More concern for Big Brothers Sanity - 1 Gay Man and I Neurotic Does Not Sexy Make
We are getting more concerned about Big Brothers sanity.
On the Official site today Big Brother describes how this morning Brian applied fake tan to Penny and Helen. While its one thing to try and make ANY possible contact between ANY of the housemates sound like some sexy 'episode', Big Brother is clearly not getting out enough if shehe believes that Brian ( gay man ) applying fake sun tan lotion to Penny ( neurotic ) could possibly EVER be ' sexy '. poor puppy :(
Big Brother also suggested it could be some tactic to win votes by the gals from Brian. Poor Big Brother - is shehe becoming delusional like Penny. Or possibly just trying to make things sound sexier than they EVER will be and therefore more interesting ? Surely not.
Hmmmmm. yawn etc. oh dear.
Curry Virgin / Where Have You Been Girl ?
Pilau Rice - ' What's pilau rice? ' said Helen
Chicken Korma - ' What's chicken korma like? ' said Helen
Success - ' I love chicken korma ' said Helen
Bubbles Birthday
The gals performed a dance routine and sang a specially written song to old tune ' Stuck In The Middle With You ' .
The evening was booze free, they ate curry and drank pop.
Later they played with the table football.
I Want that Effing Sink
The housemates are honoured - they are cleaning their teeth above a designer sink .. Philippe Starck no less. VERY expensive stuff.
Traditional Toy, sorry Boy
Several things Stuart has said or done recently has shown how traditional and old fashioned he is
a. Not new-man, new man would not leave wifey and kiddies for a few weeks.
b. He asked his father-in-law for permission to marry his daughter, classily he used a mobile phone while in the toilet.
c. Apparently he NEVER goes into the Kitchen at home.
d. He got the girls to ' exercise ' in front of him so he could watch their bits jiggle.
e. He likes to work out and show off his muscles
Deluded Continues
Penny said to Narinder ' I live on a broader level, I'm glad I live in an abstract world ' .
To Quote Narinder ' Prepare to Die ! '
Penny said ' If I'm staying then I will feel so confident that London is on my side, The battle would begin then. '
Remind anyone of a first series contestant ( mad, deluded, think they're it because of a private school association ....... oooooooooooh )
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