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The Birthday / Horoscope Theory
The housemates have only been in the house for just over two weeks. So far there have been two housemates birthdays. Brians birthday is this week. This means 3 of the housemates are Geminis. A wise choice for any group situation, Geminis, according to ' Mystical Mavis '
Geminis: Love to talk, its not just idle chatter with these people, either. The driving force behind a Gemini's conversation is their mind. They are intellectually inclined, forever probing for more and more information, the more, the better. They love to share information with those close to them. Contact with these people is always enjoyable. Geminis are bright, quick-witted and the proverbial life of the party. A huge surplus of imagination lies within, even
though their intellectual minds can rationalise forever and a day. It is rare to find a boring Gemini.
All this is very true, says the Gemini on our team. Modestly.
Also could the housemates have been chosen because of their birthdays, as people always get totally trashed and are liable to get groovy ?
Piss Up
The group have requested 20 litres of cider this week. It is Brians birthday on Wednesday.
Arse All
Narinder and Brian playing in the jacuzzi. They undressed each other under the water. As Brian tried to escape Narinder grabbed his shorts and pulled them down, showing the boys arse to the nation. In revenge he pulled her bra top off.
Posh Mate
Josh has shown his similarities to Posh Spice. Heavily tanned and toned Josh likes his designer labels. His ' stylist ' used to do the Spice Girls hair.
Penny on E4
I missed most of interview.. mainly just heard her bitching about Stuart, said she didn't like him from start.. he type of person she'd never get on with lalala..
Stuart
One of our readers is being driven slowly mad by Stuart, when I suggested it was because she secretly loved him she replied :
' I would rather poke my eyes out with hot spoons than even have to shake that f*ckers hand, pretentious twofaced poseur twat, he has no redeeming qualities, also something about him makes my flesh crawl, I can physically feel my hackles rise, he is creepy '.
See - its definitely love.
Bitchy
Brian & Josh talking about clubbing yesterday.
Brian ' I used to go to G.U.Y.. '
Josh ' Oh I'm so over that.. '
Brian: ' !!!! '
bitch.
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