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Pennys Big Mistake Part 2
According to Teletext, Penny has been summoned to the office of headmistress Cauthar Tooley at Sarah Bonnell Community School, in Stratford, East London. No doubt to chat about her ' behaviour ' .
She threw herself further into the pit today by appearing in a tabloid newspaper with foam covering her rude bits.
Penny is on unpaid leave until the start of the new term in September.
Pennys Big Mistake
Penny didn't actually mean to apply to Big Brother. On Capital FM she said ' I was trying to phone the Big Breakfast to get my girls to go on and read some of the letters out that they'd been writing about bullying and about racism, and I got through to the hotline instead. '
She decided to leave her name and address and received an application form.
' It was all so intimate. So I carried it around in my bag and then I put it in the bin, got it out of the bin, finally had to fill it in practically the day before it had to be in and sent it off. '
That Old Black Magic
' Josh doing black magic ' thing last night ... I had no clue what was going on, but he kept wittering on about ' his powers ' Brian was looking unamused while Josh said ' Is it the table ' 'nope ' 'Is it the carpet ' 'nope ' 'Is it the cup ' ' nope ' 'Is it the plate ' 'nope ' 'Is it the window ' 'nope ' 'Is it the door ' 'yes ' 'told you I'd get it.. ' ?????
Performance Artists
Group Fluffy were talking about Josh fancying Spanish looking men and that he wouldn't be snogging Brian ( Brian had been worried about how the outside world would see the arrival of Josh and any 'implications' it might have ).
Josh said, ' Don't worry babes I won't be snogging you '
Helen spouted up with ' I think you should, I would like it. Wouldn't you like to see two boys kiss ? '
Paul originally commented ' No I'd like to see two girls kiss. That would be fantastic, that would be wicked '
Helen went over to Amma and embraced her, but before tongues could tangle Amma said ' I can't do it, She's my mate. I have kissed girls before but I couldn't kiss you because you're my mate and I don't fancy you. '
Helen said ' The only person who would have enjoyed that would have been you Paul and we don't want you enjoying yourself in this house do we? '
Quite.
While the Hats Away the Mice Will ...
According to The Sun, Bubbles ' fiancee ' Steph ( yes, the same Steph he shouted ' I love you ' to last Friday night during live eviction ), is having it away with a friend called Steve.
Class.
Little Miss Lolo Buffet
Brian ( sleeping in girls bedroom ) found a spider under his bed. He squished it, then chased a screaming Helen around the house with the gunky remains, threatening to wipe it on her.
Bubble wasn't too chuffed above Helens screams ' You've got a bad scream, There is no need for that at this time of night, just no need. '
Getting back into bed Brian discovered his sheets covered in rice.
Amma laughing said ' Someone did it to you earlier '.
Narinder wasn't too happy with fact someone wasted food ' Scrape it all up and feed it back to the other boys, wait until they have eaten it all tell them afterwards. ' she said.
Amma Bitch
Amma had a good old bitch about the boys last night.
Paul - ' Probably is a bright boy, but his common sense is lacking. He goes for girls who are thick as shit, he only has one topic of conversation, girls and going out. '
Stuart - ' He is very competitive and gets really smug about things, He was narked over stupid things like Josh having a better tan. '
Brian and Narinder joined in, arguing that Stuart probably felt threatened because Josh had a younger better body.
Helen added ' He tries to be fatherly towards me, he looks a bit like my dad as well. '
Amma carried on about Stuart ' He has come into a house where people are younger and have their own minds, he is feeling uncomfortable and a lot of his negative traits are coming to the surface. '
Helen said about Bubble ' I have seen his nasty side, he would do anything to win. '
As Group Fluffy settled in for the night Helen said ' It's nice talking in bed like this. '.
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