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Celebrity Housemate Deathmatch
Narinder and Helen have really got in in for each other. The possibility of the underlying reason being Helen just doesn't like Narinder because she's pretty and has bigger boobs ... well that just seems silly doesn't it ?
Helen did not seem pleased at the chorus of adoration the boys gave to Narinders frontbumpers.
Her Mother Would Be Proud
' You like a bit of cock anyway Brian ' said Helen
Skippy
Rumour has it the group will be given a complicated skipping routine to learn. Reason for rumour ? Some bods from Ch4 apparently filmed a skipping display team of schoolchildren. Rumour also has it this will be the task for week after next.
I doubt it will be now.
Blow Job
Brian got blindfolded. Bubble tugged at his shorts. Brian said ' Stop it ' pulling his shorts back up.
Off came the blindfolded and Brian was greeted with a chorus of ' Happy Birthday ' , and homemade biscuits with candles.
' You can only have them if you blow all the candles out in one go ' said Josh
Brian successfully blew out all the candles.
' You lot are so sweet, I thought I was going to cry. '
Josh tried and failed to make a cake.
Brians getting the bumps...... they dropped him at 9... carrying on......
Big Brother ' Fan Site ' Competition a Bit Pants Really
On the Big Brother Official site they are running a competition for the best fan site, out of the ' thousands ' out there ( yeh, er .. ok..... ) .
They will publish the address of a fan site every couple of days and ' your site ' yes thats ' YOUR SITE ' could be the lucky pup to get linked and get THOUSANDS of hits an hour .
Jolly Jeepers, thanks Big Brother.
They say ' Feel free to create your own look and feel '
Jeepers THANKS Big Bro. Thats so very nice of you.
They say that any fan site must not contain any advertising ( well we're ok, but most fan sites have adverts for summat ).
They say that any fan site must not ' include any official 'Big Brother Eye' branding ' ( well we're ok - we think its fair enough NOT to nick stuff from the official site - but most other big bro fan site DO contain stuff 'nicked' from the official site, so we're down to even less sites now )
They will only let you link to the official cam streams ( again most sites have links to those cam links without adverts, tho this site ( our site ) links to neither ).
Get Real, You're not OUR Big Brother.
Bear Cheek - Big Brother Not Getting Any ?
Big Brothers getting all mean again. As we all know its Brians birthday today. But instead of giving Brian a birthday present, BB said to Brian that if he gave up Mr Cow or Mr Bear ( his lifelong teddy companions ) BB would reward him with a roast dinner, six bottles of wine and four bottles of champagne.
Helen said ' Which one do you want to give up? ' in her usual tactful fashion.
Mr Sensitivity Bubble followed this up with ' Dude, can you f**k the bears off? '
Narinder said ' It's up to Brian if he wants to give up his bears '
The Vacuum ( Paul ) said ' If you don't give up your teddies I'll put a gun to their heads '
Brian said ' Like that will really work, Paul '
Helen said ' Will you be alright? '
' Of course I'll be OK. I'm 23 now '
Narinder said ' You'll be seeing them next week anyway '
Dean said ' It's a ransom, mate '
Josh offered his own bear in exchange ' Scruffy can go in as one if you want. '
As Brian went to get his bears Bubble started singing ' If you go down to the woods today... '
Bears are now in the Diary Room.
' I didn't think they would actually take them, you know why they took them? Because they saw Bubble taking them and they saw how upset I was '
'You're probably going 'Oh, Brian you big wuss.' It's sentimental value because they've always been with me. I think I'm going to cry, How sad am I? I have a good education and I'm reasonably intelligent and I miss my teddies '
Josh squeaked ' I would have cut them down the middle and given half of each one. ' ( just like in the bible ... )
Dean said: ' Yeh, come on Brian. You're 23. You're not a kid anymore. '
Task
Live memory task on E4, they have to get 2 correct answers each:
Amma : Q1. right. Q.2. looooong pause.. right.
Brian: Q1. right. Q.2. right.
Bubble: Q1. right Q2. right.
Dean: Q1. right Q2. right
Elizabeth: Q1 right Q2. long pause.. panic.. digs deep. right.
Helen: Q1. right Q2. right (they asked her the decentralization one!)
Josh: Q1. right. Q2. 2 part q.. he has part one.. losing it...
Josh <cont.> ..thinking... WRONG. Josh scores 1.5 BB is letting it ride.....
Narinder: Q1. right Q2. right
Paul: Q1. right Q2. loooooong pause.. head bowed.. chin strokey.. red faced.. says.. ' ok ' ' ok ' ' ok ' right. <phew>
Stuart: Q1. right. Q2. right
Stuart does ' dance ' trying to be cool.. looks like wanker.
Helen has Become Delusional
When Helen pestered Josh ( like a 12year old playing spin the bottle ) until he said who he would sleep with out of the girls, Helens face was aghast when he choose Amma, THEN Helen bitched to Amma about how shocked Narinder was that Josh had chosen Amma. Bitch!
Mirror Mirror
Gavin ( Big G ) admits Helen is very vain. ' If all the mirrors in the world were smashed she would die. '
Queen Elizabeth
Ms Lovely has a total bee in her bonnet about a gal winning Big Brother ( you may remember her ' Anna must win ' campaign last year ), she was very upset at the start of the second series, cos although she said ' watch Elizabeth ' no-one believed her, now that Queen Elizabeth is showing her true colours, she is happier. A gal may f*cking finally win. Subtle Manipulator - An Over-AnalYsis .
Note: Elizabeth has only had one nomination in two weeks ( from Brian last week - and it was only cos ' he hadn't got to know her as well as the other housemates ' ). She is friends with everyone.
Tho ... Brian has had no nominations, and neither has Dean ... I see Dean going before Brian. Dean is more liable to mood swings and slight shouties, unlike Elizabeth who appears so far, to be completely zen.
It could be the battle of the queens.
Handbag
Brian ' So Helen what will you say when you get accosted in the street in Cardiff ? '
Helen ' Excuse me can't you leave me alone, I'm buying a Gucci 'andbag aren't I.. '
Yawn
1.44am Stuart has been wittering on about the nominations for 2 hours now.. ' what happens happens.. ' ' I'll deal with it when it comes.. ' yawnnnnn.. he's lost his (self proclaimed) cool ' I feel worse for the family.. if I stay in they waited out there for nothing.. '
Funny Age
00.25am Brian said ' Twenty Three is a funny age, because I can't say I'm Twenty Two anymore.. ..because I'm not.. '
00.23am ooh-er.. Narinder is reading Mills & Boon to all.. my oh my..
Brian is doing countdown to his birthday..
Bye Bye Beefcake - Why Stuart must leave the building, an A to Z. - Additions
Additional to yesterday is:
I - It Could Be You - Why Stuart Doesn't Like Josh.
Josh is gay NOW but he did used to like women. A Lot. And he would prefer to make babies the natural way. This will confuse and worry Stuart.
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