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Brian Still In Girls Room
Despite the argy bargy about being ' made to move out '
or to quote Brian ' I had been here for two weeks and I got respect from four straight men, I had my own bed, you take my room and my bed. When I moved I was on my own because everyone was talking to you. I felt obliged to go. '
Brian remained in the girls bedroom.
Humiliation
New task is dancing. oh no!
Over the next five days Big Brother will play 9 different songs every so often, each housemate must choose which song they dance to ( with a partner ). During the dance they must also include a ' special dance move ' three times.
Once the music starts they only have 20 seconds to get to the dance-stage in the garden, otherwise its instant failure.
Helen said ' What if you're on the toilet having a poo? '
Queen of Zen (and one not adverse to weeing in the street ) said ' You wipe it and get out there '.
Brian and Elizabeth were the first up to dance. The pair had to waltz around the stage in the garden for one minute.
Dean and Helen were next, and they had to pogo dance.
Brian said after his tune came on first ' I knew it would be me! '
' Oh God I feel sick! ' said Brian as he whirled Elizabeth round the stage.
Burberry Pants
This week showed the second Big Brother appearance of the classic ' Burberry Check Pant '. Josh wore his Burberry Pants ( know by the fashion uninitiated as ' Rupert Bear Trousers ' ) after Brians party, and Keith Duffy had the very same ' pant ' on several times during his stay in the Big Brother house.
Mummy and Daddy Have Both Left The Building
The house look completely devastated at Stuarts departure.

Queen of Zen

Stuart, expert on body language, looks on as friend Elizabeth nominates him.
Stuart has clearly not been taught ' keep your friends close but your enemies closer ' on his ' how to be a shiny corporate slave management workshop '.
Stretch is Out
Out with StuPot. He hadn't packed his suitcase.
9.16pm Stuart has been packing *alone* for 10 mins now.. never seen that before. They no like him.
9.21pm ' Very nice Stuart, Very Trendy' says Helen to Stuarts ' nice ' jumper & pants combo ( tan in colour bland in nature ).
86% of voters wanted Stuart out.
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