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Times are for E4.
And The Northern Vote Goes To
During a house conversation about patriotism Elizabeth claimed she had strong feelings for her birth county Cumbria, saying that people in the north of the country see things as being focused far too much on London and the south, and that there needed to be more sensitivity to the outlying regions.
Go Gal. I doff my flatcap at you.
Chilled
12.35pm Elizabeth and Dean are in the garden doing Tai Chi.
Art
12.10pm Josh is creating art. He is cutting up magazines and pinning up letters on the cork tiles above the big cam mirrors in the living / kitchen area..
Birds of A Feather
Elizabeth and Josh are in the kitchen, she is humming loudly ...
' Whats that ' says Josh.
' Its the Birds of A Feather Theme Tune ' says Elizabeth ' ... How appropriate it is in here .. what'll I do if you go faraway ... < sings the nightmare tune > '.
Dance Returns
11.53am Josh wearing the apron has managed to cover himself in flour. The music starts and Paul and Josh race to the garden stage. The fact that E4 sound cuts out make it even more hilarious to see them both doing 80s disco ' moves '.
Back in the kitchen Narinder and Brian are messing about.
' What is wrong with you you old moaning minny ' says Brian as he leaves to go and brush his teeth.
Amma is asleep on the sofa. The rest of the housemates ( except Bubble ? ) chat in the kitchen.
Peeling
11.50am Josh is still playing with the dough. Paul and Narinder discuss her sunburn and skin peeling.
' Its REALLY peeling ' he says.
Dancing
11.45am The Music starts and Narinder and Paul rush to the garden stage and jig about to a ' footloose ' type track.
Bread
11.40am Elizabeth and Narinder are washing up, Josh is making bread wearing a very fetching apron, which he checks looks ok in the mirror.
Josh seems to be playing with the rather stringy rather completely revolting looking dough mixture he has made up.
Narinder suggests he should get stuck in with his hands.
' Its too sticky ' he says ( to put his hands in ) ' I will add more flour '.
A Bit Rough
11.25am An unshaven Josh is sifting flour.
Bubble Still In Bed
11.15am Bubble still in bed, Josh getting changed in boys room, everyone else in kitchen.
Shopping
11.06am Elizabeth, Josh and Paul do the shopping list while Narinder and Brian look on, bored, eating porridge.
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Charming Even When Pissed
Queen of Zen Elizabeth proved last night on TV that her coolness cannot be rocked. All the other pissed housemates made various tits of themselves during Brians party, but Queen Elizabeths trip to the Diary Room was subtly funny. The Subtle Manipulator May Win Yet.
Teddy Terror Returns
No progress on the location of Mr Cow and Mr Bear could be found on the web. :(
Brian Back In Boys Bedroom
Brians abandons the gals and moves back into the boys bedroom
2.26am.
Look how soundly they sleep ... If only Brian knew Mr Cow and Mr Bear were missing ...
Brian and Narinder Have Hot Hot-Tub Sex Live On E4
No, not really. Sorry.
Brian is gay and Narinder is married. All clear now ?
( Brian just hasn't had ANY sex for a looooong time ).
Snogs
Still completely devastated over the departure of Stuart, Josh instigated a game of 'Guess Whose Tongue That Is In Your Mouth ', ie, someone gets blindfolded, someone snogs their face off and then the lucky blindfolded pup has to guess who snogged them.
Brian reluctantly went first, but the scarf fall off so Narinder ' Do it to me - I'll play ' got the blindfold on. Josh snogged her ( she thought it was Amma or Paul ).
Josh said ' Only two guesses ! '
and then, Josh made someone else have a go, Brian locked lips, snogging Narinder with a bit more enthusiasm.
Narinder said ' Oh my god!, Who did that? Was that Bubble's tongue? '
Brian owned up.
Narinder said ' Brian is so straight '.
Take our Poll Is Brian Really Gay ? .
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