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Times are for E4.
Gals Right Out
The gals in the house are worried that they will be all voted out and that an all male household might happen.
If that DOES happen this site WILL disappear.
Bears Go Bi-Locational Shocker !!!
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The official site cites the bears as having been kidnapped by ' Better Bear Coverage ' a group wanting more bears on tv.
We can exclusively reveal that the bears love Brian SO MUCH that despite being kidnapped they have used mystical powers to check on him by bi-location.
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C'mon Baby Light My Fire
When Josh was up to be ' voted into the house' he made lots of promises about how much fun and frolics he would create. Well I'm afraid we find JoshVille a very boring place so far. A pretty face ain't enough. C'mon Josh, live up to your manifesto ...
' Expect energy, enthusiasm and excitement. Expect nudity, naughtiness and nocturnal activities. '. Ok. We are waiting.
Is there any F*cking Point Anymore
We've had lots of feedback following Nazs eviction. Lots of people feel the house will now be completely boring and unwatchable ..
comments included : ... well i dont know about you but its getting a bit boring now ... Big Brother is dead boring now Naz has gone, even Brian has lost his sparkle....he is the only one that keeps me watching, how could anyone had thought that Paul was stimulating enough to keep in, the house is so dead now ... im gonna stop watching now Naz has gone its gonna be very boring, her and Brian were a good team ... i'm completely devastated .... this is nearly as bad as last year when Craig won ... my flatmate voted
out Naz and this morning i put salt on her cornflakes ... can't believe Paul is still there he only used his story the other night to make people vote him in ... i dont like any of the people in the house now and am gonna stop watching it..
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Big Brother Traps Fan Sites Again
Tracy Moomin has won this ' round ' of big brother fansites competition. Tracys site is great, she does an awful lot of work typing up transcripts, and yet again Big Brother has ' trapped ' the fan sites linked on their site inside their advertising frames. If you have a fan site and have won an award from Big Brother and don't want your unpaid voluntary hard work to be taken ' advantage ' of email us, we'll tell you how to escape the frames.
This is HIGHLY ironic considering NO ADVERTS are allowed on any fan site entering their competition ! Tut. Tut. Very bad form.
Missing You Already
4.13am Amma said ' The last good thing about Narinder leaving is that there are no light sleepers left in the bedroom nagging about my sleeping habits.. '. Someone should make her sleep in a hammock in the garden.
Baking
Is it a games room, is it a solarium ? Does it even exist ? Where is the secret room ? Will the fences drop to reveal something knocked up by Alan Titchmarsh ?
Nasty Boys
 All you horrible lot out there who voted out deeply entertaining Naz in favour of keeping in deeply unstimulating Paul. Jeeez.
Quite frankly, we just can't get over it. We're not sure we'll even bother with this site anymore.
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