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Times are for E4.
The Realisation Hits Them
Josh ' I think we're quite a boring group to be quite honest '.
Paul ' We are a boring group '.
Narinder appeared on Radio One with Chris Moyles
Heres some tasty soundbites:
Chris ' Helen was a bit drunk and she went Josh .. if you had to sleep with one of the girls which one would it be ... ' ( faux high pitched welsh accent)
Naz continues ' ... Amma '
Chris Moyles ( as Naz is laughing away ) ' Her face dropped like a lead balloon '
Naz says ,' .. she is.. in the first week she kept saying ... ' I know Im a bit of alright ... I'm the babe in the house .. and she kept saying it and I was Raging, I was like a hurricane, I was like how dare you ...'
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Naz ' I had a rash on Big Brother, did you know,.. '
Chris ' We know you had a had a problem with pooing '
Naz ' Yeh, only had four or five, can you believe it ? '
Chris laughing
Naz ' Well I DID ! '
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Naz ' MTV here I come '
Chris ( whispering) ' You and Brian by the way, could do Richard and Judy '
Naz ' they keep saying it, do you think we could '
Chris ' .. now you know what you could do, MTV, MTV are desperate as far as I'm concerned for anyone with talent on that channel '
Naz ' and I've got it '
Chris ' seriously right, you could open the windows and reach more people, I think that if you and Brian, doing MTV, you'd be laughing '
Naz ' I hope so '
Chris ' Or I'll have a word about maybe doing some weekend gigs at Radio 1 ... '
Naz ' You wouldn't you're lying, you're pulling my leg '
Chris ' I would '
Chris ' Have you heard some of the stuff that goes out at the weekend ? It's appalling, that dream team, I dont know how they got the job, that Jamie Theakston, who is he ... '
Naz ' .. but you lot aren't sometimes very good either, so maybe I should come on this '
Chris < laughing >
Naz ' I think you lot need me as well '
Chjris ' You could be right, maybe you could do the Saturday show, when we move on ... '
Naz ' Alright then '
Chris ' Ten till one, on Saturday morning you and Brian '
Naz ' Give me a contract right now '
Ah
Big Brother is investigating claims that Narinder's eviction was rigged. Apparently a hoax e-mail had been sent to thousands of people that told them to ring a phone number for free alcohol but it turned out to be the number to evict Narinder.
Something interesting happened
Housemates severely told off by BB for doing "Hypnosis" on each other..
Amma & Paul freaked out that Betty managed to hypnotise some of the group.. evidently she's been on a course but this is the first time she's tried it..
Betty who was doing the hypnotizing, she was freaking bubble out.. he "woke" up in a different place to where he went under.. Helen was completely freaked out..
sounds off ... betty just told Brians he's been under.. Brian is freaking out.. (repeat of freaking out unavoidable.. it's what Bettys doing to them)
All a hoax... Betty & Josh winding rest of house up.. ie. Brian Helen & Paul .. Helen: "Why did you pick us 3 to pick on! you think we're gullible!"
Helen runs from room, Paul looking v confused.. Bettys work??
Paul has just taken Helen into the bedroom & said he really fancies her, "I really fancy a <misheard>... I know you're with someone else.. but..." Helen freaked out "PAULS ON TOP OF ME, SOMEONE HELP ME PLEEEEEASE!!"
Helen to Paul: "I'm disgusted by you, I never want to speak to you in the rest of my life, you're so going to get beaten to a pulp when you get out of here.."
Paul: "You being serious"
Helen "yes, you said you fancied me, then you got on top of me"
Paul "I didn't"
Helen "you did"
Paul "we're not mates anymore then"
Helen: "no, ...nice knowing you, bye."
Paul walks away.
Bubble
( its a mouse over thing )
Boring
  The house has achieved maximum sustainable boredom (MSB). Have you seen something interesting happen this weekend ? Cos we didn't see ANYTHING of interest. If you did, email us.
By Day 30 in Series 1, Nick had gone mad, Mel had snogged Andy and then started courting Tom, people had got naked and covered their bodies in clay, there was subterfuge, there was madness, there was intrigue, there was Mels odd battery stashing, Annas mad humour and songs, there was the George Michael fiasco and singing, there was red shorts, there was Darrens relationship with Marjorie. And the hot-tub hadn't even arrived yet. What do we have now ? Bubbles hats ?. Golly.
Those were the days eh ?
Paul Talks to the Hal 9000 Computer
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 Dr. Floyd:
What's that? Chicken?
Dr. Halvorsen: Something like that. Tastes the same anyway
Dr. Floyd: Its origin and purpose, still a total mystery.
All quotes are genuine ...
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| Paul ' I'm bisexual '
HAL:
Are you sure you are making the right decision ?
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Paul ' Was I being mushy ? '
HAL: I honestly think you ought to
calm down, take a stress pill and think things over.
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| Paul ' I'm pleased that Helen went up for nomination, and Helen now is one of my most favourite people in here '
HAL:
... my mind is going... I can feel it... I can feel it.
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| Paul ' I think this whole Big Brother thing is an experience ... I'm in it for more than just winning. '
HAL: This mission is too important
for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
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Paul ' Of course I didn’t f****g know I had done it, I would never let a girl take the blame for something like that. '
HAL:
Well, I don't think there is any question about it. It can only be
attributable to human error. This sort of thing has cropped up before
and it has always been due to human error.
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| Paul ' I'm romantic, ... I am, I made an advent calendar for a girl. '
HAL: I am putting
myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I can think that any
conscious entity can ever hope to do.
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| Paul ' Is there blood already? '
HAL: I know that you
and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's
something I cannot allow to happen.
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| Paul ' You are very right but I say one thing. The more you want to find someone, the less you have to look. '
HAL:
Daisy, Daisy...
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| Paul ' It's nice to talk to you about the things that upset me. I don't know exactly what I'm doing. '
HAL:
Daisy, Daisy...
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| Paul ' I'll be up for eviction in the morning '
HAL: I feel much
better now, I really do.
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| Paul ' I want to see every person in this house go up for nomination at some point, because I wanna see who cracks '
HAL: I've just picked
up a fault in the AE35 unit. It's going to go 100% failure in 72 hours.
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| Paul ' Let me smell it again '
HAL:
I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't do that
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| Paul ' Come on, I'm pretty amazing aren't I ? '
HAL: Just what do
you think you're doing, Dave ?
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Paul ' Now my hairs are all in-grown. They just bend round all the time. If you’ve done it once you have to keep doing it '
HAL: I know I've made some very
poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that
my work will be back to normal.
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HAL: I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave.
Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going.
There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel
it. I'm a...fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer.
I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th
of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing
a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
Paul: Yes, I'd like to hear it,
HAL. Sing it for me.
HAL: It's called "Daisy".
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of
you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But
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Gals Right Out
The gals in the house are worried that they will be all voted out and that an all male household might happen.
If that DOES happen this site WILL disappear.
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