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Times are for E4, if we can ever be bothered to watch again.
Odd
Big Brother told Helen off the other night for ' talking about nominations ', when we all knew that Helen wasn't talking strategy, the poor kitten. However Big Brother did not call Elizabeth into the Diary Room for saying to Amma ' Yes it's getting really hard now ' or something regarding nominations, clearly indicating she had chosen people that had ' left the building '.
She also said to Amma in the garden ' Just think if it was us three, that would be so nice ' ( meaning Lizzie Dripping, Dean and Amma ). Oh naughty gal.
Odd.
Four Birthdays and A Hairdresser
I'm sure the fact that 4 housemates have had birthdays in the house, Brian, Bubble, Helen and now Elizabeth is a complete coincidence and has no bearing on them being chosen as contestants, no-one gets pissed up or acts the goat on their birthday and it is no excuse for some mad party theme. Oh no. Same goes for Helen being a hairdresser and therefore being able to make sure everyone looks cool. ( In theory anyhoo ). Oop.
Yawn. ( Still ).
Probably More Interesting Than The Chat With Stuart
Wed 27th June at 11:10pm Penny will be in CH4 chat.
Could It Be Lust ?
Sod the blossoming ' romance ' between Paul and Helen ( er what ? ) we think that its waaay more likely Josh and Brian will have a lickle fling.
We do hope so. We want to see the tabloid headlines.
They have gone from looking at each other like this:
to this:
Coupled with Brians over-concern at how ' the public ' might expect them to get it on because they were the only two gay men in the house. The man protest too much.
Clutching at Straws
An evicted housemates will return for a single day, viewers would be asked to vote one of the evicted contestants back in. A show insider said ' The person has no chance of winning - and can tell the group what they think. '
Thank You Female Creation Entity
Bubble has been nominated ! ( Oh so was Paul ).
Thank No-One Its Thursday
Brian has declared Thursday his day of no jokes, screaming, singing or pranks. Brill.
He did tho offer this hope, that he would spend Thursday as his alter ego Scott, a 28-year-old gay guy who would ' hate Josh and like to kick his head in. '
This Sites Web Awards
We have rated the official site according to the criteria they apply to fan sites, ie taking into account readability, design, depth, use of technology, and staying up to date.
Mr Jollys review of the official Big Brother site.
 How infuriating the official BB site is, not only does it have adverts blinking constantly trying to detract from the overall lack of content, but most of it doesn't work!
I run the latest most up to date version of internet Explorer, and yet, none of the java menus on the BB site work, also there's no address to write and complain to. ..ah.. but there probably is, but because they're behind the broken java I can't get to them. I have managed to get in using direct links to news stories, but once there I still can't check out other pages.
Now, call me biased, but Ms Lovely & I have managed to create a more up to date, more informative & **way** more functional website on a budget of.. oh .. NOTHING. So how annoyed do you think we feel knowing they are paying some hoity toity web design company to come up with such a pile of poo? Very annoyed would be the answer.
Update: 30 days in they have fixed the Java, the menus work, ... but when I click on them my browser crashes. Coupled to the poor contestant selection, rubbish tasks, audio gaps on E4 and blatant money making via the phone vote & they are doing all they can to stop us liking this show aren't they.......
-Mr Jolly is usually Jolly.
Ms Lovelys review of the Official Big Brother Site
Instantly annoyed by the fact I had to change my security settings to enable me to use the menus, Annoyed by the crap search, Annoyed by crap audio gaps, Annoyed by money-making 'voucher' sms system, Very annoyed by the adverts, Annoyed by slow updates considering amount of cash spent on site, Annoyed by ' trapping ' of fan sites. Generally annoyed I give it 30%. And thats only because it doesn't have any flashturbation on the site, unless you play the games. ( No we haven't ).
And no, we couldn't give a toss about their competition. We think that four of the main fan sites put together makes a waaay better big brother experience than their site, and we feel more flattered and ego-massaged when a true bb fan thanks us for writing this site. Really.
-Ms Lovely is always Lovely.
Cumin Attractions
 Ch4 Monday nights Big Brother devoted many minutes to whether or not cumin should be on the shopping list. Sort of says it all really. Of course, the BB folks did try p'rhaps to make it look like they thought it was very funny that the house was boring, but ' p'rhaps in actuality lots of them are now starting to freak out slightly ...
What was happening on Day 33 last year ? ... Nick was rehearsing on the ' groanups activity centre aka assault course ' and we were all laughing very loud.
Sugarcube anyone ?
The Realisation Hits Them
Josh ' I think we're quite a boring group to be quite honest '.
Paul ' We are a boring group '.
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