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Times are for E4.
Fan
Dean has just come up with task for house & is going to ask BB for the materials to construct Fans ... string, matting, wire, sheets of plastic etc etc.. Betty is encouraging him ...
Evol
03.03am
Dean to Brain ' Don't make me scare you, like Bubble & Paul scared you ... '
Brian ' You couldn't scare me ... '
Dean <rises up in bed like unsupported corpse with ultra serious face on>
Brian ' OH MY GOD ... Satan has entered the building ! '
Brian leaves room to get water
Dean ' Did you get anywhere Josh ? '
Josh ' nah, its his age, he can't help it ... '
Dean ' Yeah ... '
Chat
2.54am Brian & Josh are having a long involved self absorbed conversation in the boys bedroom, I hope Paul & Dean are sleeping in the hut, no-one could talk through this conversation.
Nutritious
00.50am
Amma to Helen ' ... Said the young girl who swallows ... '
Helen ' You need a few good juices sometimes '
Amma ' ... and I thought you were such a nice girl ... '
Dog Day Afternoon
Paddy failed the task. We don't blame him, in this heat no-ones capable of much, strange how Big Brother made no allowances. Paddy refused to fetch a plastic toy thrown by Amma, choosing instead to watch it, probably too hot to move.
Tan Lined
4.02pm
Amma ' Why doesn't Helen tan her back '
Betty; ' I keep asking her that '
Paul ' Her back's white '
Dean ' Why does she wear a bikini ?? '
Amma ' She tries on her dress every day & it looks odd '
Paul ' It's the first thing you see when you look in the mirror '
Dean ' Yeah, that's how she'll explain it away ... couldn't see my back ... '
Love Handles ?
Dean just bet Brian £50 that by Christmas he won't have had a personal trainer give him Josh style 6 pack.
Josh ' Look at those love handles '
Brian ' That's puppy fat I'm only 23 ... '
Ms Lovely played spot the love handle on Brian and lost.
Home Gal
1.11am
Helen ' When I went to the first BB interview it was the first time I went anywhere on my own ... '
Amma ' Wait, what do you mean, on your own ? '
Helen ' ON - MY - OWN - AMMA '
Amma ' On your own traveling ? '
Helen ' Yes, first time traveling anywhere on my own ... '
Mr Jolly - Holy Cow.
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