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Times are for E4.
Old Lady
5pm
Dean ' You're only 27 I have to keep reminding myself of that '
Betty ' Why cos I'm an old lady '
Dean ' No you're more experienced & wise, you don't seem 10 years younger than me '
Betty ' but I go out with a man 27 years older than me '
Dean ' but if I met him we could talk form similar experience you do that too it's odd. '
' Helen is an odd one, she seems 4 years younger than she is '
Betty ' when I talk to Helen I feel like ... '
Betty ' yeah, but she hasn't left home ... '
Betty ' ... like I've had my silliness removed ... '
Nominations
2.31pm - Nominations going on at mo.. Brian claims he answered all BB's probing questions with ' bobleobbleop ' ... we'll see won't we Brian ...
Fly Girl
2.11pm
BB calls Betty into the diary room to discuss ' the fly problem '
Betty emerges & says to Helen
' They asked where the flies are coming from, I said they're hatching ... what did they want me to say ? That we never clean & leave food every where to encourage the flies ??? '
Cooking
2.02pm
Josh ' Is that raw bacon you're cooking ? '
Betty ' yeah '
Josh ' You`re not supposed to do that '
Betty ' Do what ? '
Josh ' Cook raw bacon with raw vegetables '
Betty ' Why, does it kill people ? I always do this ... '
Josh ' I dunno, just thought you had to do the bacon first or something if veg was involved '
Betty ' no ... '
Josh proves he doesn't know the difference between sharing cutting boards & frying pans.
 Excitement Reaches Fever Pitch
02.13am They are playing ' pick up sticks '. A game that you may know if you are ' older ' enough to remember the REALLY hot summer of 76. Gang ' Intellectual ' ( Dean, Miss Duplicity and Josh ) are playing.
Dean has the first go ... he announces ' You're dealing with the sugar cube king here ' ... & then proves he's very competitive by taking his time & picking one stick out at a time so Miss Duplicity & Josh don't get a go ! ...
 It's 2.17am now and they have decided to move to a better location to play.
Dean ' Wow ! I got that one ... It made me feel sick I was concentrating so hard ! '
Josh ' I bet '
Josh ' I know what you're trying to do ... I've seen that, it's brilliant, I know it works ... '
Dean ' mmmpfh ... '
 Campaign Glitter
Things That Helen Doesn't Know
We Launch Our Campaign - The Campaign for Helen to Win Big Brother
Sunday
Last Burst of Bubble
Bubble was in channel 4 chat, transcripts are now up on Channel 4 site. No, we didn't go to the chat, Ms Lovely had an egg to boil that night.
Ouchy
8.07pm
Brian (cooking, suddenly) ' OH MY GOD !! My finger has just gone, right off the top ! '
Brian ' Oh my god ! it's gone! I've cut it off ! '
Josh ' Ok, lets have a look ... '
Brian ' Is it bleeding ? '
Josh ' No it's hardly a nick ... '
Brian ' Oh, ok ... '
Josh plasters ' wound '.
Practice
6.24pm
They're actually practicing drum task now ... making V hard work of getting people through the spiders.
Slip Sliding Away
6.13pm
They have donned protective gear to practice drum thing, this degenerated into Brian sliding around on kitchen floor cos the costumes enabled full body skating, now they're all playing volleyball dressed like semi clad stormtroopers from battlestar galactica ... most surreal.
More Verbals
12.56pm
' Thank you all for coming, thank you all for voting for me.. I'd like to thank my family .. '
Paul ' That ... is .........hil ...- ....airy....-.... arse! ....what did I say ??? '
Brian ' I knew that I could win, ... this thanks to all my fans for voting for me, ... and thank you for giving me the opportunity for being here '
Helen ' Thats what you get for dreaming ... '
In his head he has already won.
Paul on Josh
Paul ' I'm a single bloke, I can do what I want without hurting anyone, I'm always after girls, my cards are on the table but that bloke < Josh > came in here and didn't put his cards on the table, he still does what he does, and you gals put trust in him and he didn't tell the truth ... '.
Betty ' When were were in the bath I said to him ' You're not entirely gay ', and Amma said, ' You're looking at us like you weren't gay ' & thats when he said he's bisexual '.
Paul keeps saying ' cards on table ' line.
Great Body
03.25am
Helen ' Was Steve alright about you coming in here ? '
Betty ' Well, it's a bit odd, I mean he has that big company with 30 or 40 employees, so that might be odd for him, knowing his employees might see me in here ... well, naked, but then he said, hey babe, you've got a great body go for it ... '
Dating
03.09am Helen ' So would you tell your mum you'd slept with a girl '
Paul ' No, course not, well, that rarely happens ... does it, know what I mean ... I go on a lot of dates, but say you both go out have a nice time, a couple of drinks then the next week you might see each other & maybe say hello or something but you know, it doesn't matter you know ? You both had a nice night but didn't want to pursue it, you didn't get on so you move on ... '
First Kiss
02.39am < long boring talk about going out with Big G >
Helen ' Then the first time we kissed I remember he kissed me and he sucked my bottom lip and I remember walkin' away and I thought to myself, my god ! this blokes amaaaaaaaaazin' cos he sucked my lip! you know ? lush ! like y'know !!? ... '
<pause>
' He's never given me a birthday present ... '
He's Just A Jealous Guy
02.28am Helen ' When Big G met that camera man Duncan he didn't like him cos he kept calling me Babe, I said look you, he calls everyone babe, but he was like, well I don't like him ... '
Paul ' He's not gonna like me is he ... '
Spooky
2.17am
Helen ' I don't like this room ( girls bedroom ) it's like people have died in here '
Paul ' No left '
Helen ' No, it feels like they're dead ... it's spooky '
Ok ...
2.15am - Helen just made Paul smell her dirty undies ...
New task to test group working as a team
Similar to royal tournament, they have to dismantle a drum kit, maneuver it over an obstacle course, then re-build it playing each drum / symbol in turn to indicate completion ... it's an 18 piece drum kit. Thus making this task more progressive rock than cool indie.
No End to His Talents
Paul has been showing off his drum skills. Here is a very bad joke.
There's a band that are always ridiculing their drummer ... making jokes like ' What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians ... a drummer ...' etc etc to his face, making him feel like 3rd class citizen cos all he can do is hit things ... one day he flips ... ' Thats it !! ' I'm sick of you lot talking the piss ... I'm off ! ... so he leaves the band & enrolls at the Julliard school for guitar. Five years later he graduates, top of his class ... he is according to the
teacher the most talented guitarist he has ever taught ... So thinks the drummer ... ' now I'll teach those idiots who's the best musician ' ... so he goes back to their old town, & on his way to the rehearsal room decides it will be better to turn up with all the right gear rather than just marching in & declaring himself a genius ... So, he goes into a shop & says to man ' Can I have a Gibson Les Paul Gold Top Guitar please ... and a marshall stack ... and a leather strap ... and plectrums ... do you
do them with my name printed on them ? and flight cases I want it all in flight cases ... ' the man in the shop says ' You're a drummer aren't you... ? ' aghast the drummer stammers ... ' yes.. y-y-yes.. h-how did you know ??? ' ' this is a chip shop' .
Wow
1.5m voted in this weeks eviction vote. Each call cost 25p. Golly.
Get The Big Brother Look Yeh, ok , so we didn't do a page about how to get this seasons BB look. It's cos we know you lot reading this would be pissed off to know how many grand in furniture and accessories ( dahling ) lurks within this season. Lets face it, Ikea is one thing, but CP Hart sinks ? No way. We REALLY liked the minimal chic of last season.
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