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Day 48 Wednesday July 11th 

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reported on by Ms Lovely and Mr Jolly

Helen thinking about what she's done.

Paul.

Scene of the crime

Dinner Party

Josh ' I wonder how hels & Paul are getting on, after seeing Helen in her pissed state ... '

Paul ' It's a nightmare ... all gone horribly wrong ... '

Josh '  why !? '

Paul ' The truths come out tonight ' < Paul leaves >

Brian & Josh & betty discuss what that could mean & assume it means Helens has confessed to Paul she likes him ... Paul returns & admits they kissed ...

Helen enters pissed & loud ...

Helen to Brian ' Paul was the best snog ... '

Paul to Josh ' it's not cool is it '

Josh ' It is ... it could be the first BB experience ... '

Paul ' it's not cool ... I think where it all went wrong was when we decided to nail the first 2 bottle of wine straight off ... '

Josh ' It's cool ' ( obv. stirring )

Josh to betty & dean' They're wasted '

Dean ' If they want more footage they should give them more wine ... '

Helen ' Paul come on ! '

Helen ' back to the den ... it's definitely warm in there ! ' 

Josh ' It's so going to happen ...  it's so going to kick off ... '

J '  I can't believe those two ... Paul says it's all gone horribly wrong.. Helen is outrageous ... there will be millions of viewers joining as we speak ... ' 

9.44pm How to bore a gal into bed

Helen ' Hang on Big G could be watching E4 now watching us roll around on the floor.. but as we're just friends it doesn't matter... ' 

Paul ' if he can't see we're friends he's got a problem

Helen ' can I tell you ...  he'll ask me to tell the truth about our relationship ... I'll cry but I'll be ok ... ' 

Paul ' is this really not cool any more ... ' 

Helen ' what I said is the truth ' 

Helen '  do you think I could do anything to offend big G ... in any situation ... ' 

Paul ' lets have this conversation after we leave here '

Helen ' ok ... '

Helen ' don't think I'm a bad girl or anything, cos I'm not ... '

Helen ' until something hits me in the face then I think ... OH MY GOD ... how am I going to handle this ... but I won't do it on national tv or anything ...

Helen ' Paul look I've got scars from that night ...  remember that night ! '

Paul ' scars are cool ! ... mine have gone ... '

Paul <boring life anecdote>

Helen comes & gives big hug

Paul ' aw babe ... '

Paul <back to dull life anecdote>

Helen [fiddles with Pauls hair] ' Thats a nice haircut ... '

Paul '  DO I GET TO FINISH THIS STORY OR WHAT !!!! '

Helen ' aw alrite ... '

Paul <dull life anecdote>

Helen [squashes nose] ' Do I look pretty now !?! '

Paul <dull life anecdote>

Helen ' can I ask you a question, do you think I'm an angel ? '

Paul ' I hope you're not, angels aren't cool to be fair '

Helen ' I'm a charlies angel '

Paul '  well that would have an edge to it '

Paul <dull life anecdote continues>

Helen ' I like your stories, even if they take an hour, typical Paul style ... '

Paul <dull life anecdote>

Paul ' "Do you know what I have fear of ... if we ever go out after this ... '

Helen '  I'd get wrecked !!! '

Paul '  You don't know me !! '

Helen ' if we ever left here I'd have you downing tequila slammers with lemon & I'd have you downing red bull & vodka '

Helen '  DO YOU LIKE VODKA ??? '

Paul  <dull life anecdote>

Helen '  DO YOU LIKE VODKA !?!? '

Paul <dull life anecdote>

Helen '  DO YOU LIKE VODKA !?! DO YOU LIKE VODKA ?!? DO YOU LIKE VODKA ?!?! '

Paul ' If we get out of here we should really ... '

Helen '  Do you like triple vodka & lemonade ... '

Paul '  yes '

Helen '  good. '

Paul '  Do you think we should have a 2nd date '

Helen '  I'd say ...  give me a ring later in the week ... '

Paul '  what would you say to me now ... '

Helen ' I'm being miss cool ...  I'll call you later in the week ... '

Paul '  that means you're into me ... '

Helen '  what would you say if you were being mr cool ... '

Paul '  Thanks ... bye ...

Helen '  NOOOOOOO thats MR FREEZE ! '

Helen '  What would mr full on be '

P:

Cam went down ... and I mean DOWN ...

22.24pm

Paul ' when we leave this house it's going to be shitty. '

Helen '  there's things I want to say to you but can't until we leave. is there anything you want to say to me '

Paul ' no, my major concern in here is that I don't want to be messing around, mucking up shit. '

Helen ' MUCKING UP SHIT ?? '

Paul '  yeah, no ... '

Helen '  at the wrap up party we'll be able to say it '

Helen '  Feb. Mar & April are the 3 months I lost most weight '

Paul '  yeah, cos you guys were arguing '

Helen '  yeah ... but nothing serious ...  I'll tell you when we get out ...  when do we get out ? '

Paul '  2 weeks on Friday ... '

Helen '  with you & me & the drinking thing it might be a bit ... whooo ! '

Paul '  yeah I know ... '

Helen '  you hair looks good tonight, I cut it good for you tonight din ...  I ... '

Helen ' we're gonna sleep in here tonight aren't we ...  but we're not gonna have intercourse ... '

Helen '  a bit like chandler & Monica sort of thing '

Paul '  I don't know what that means '

Helen '  I can bend ...  I'm not going to talk no more ...  I'll talk to you at the wrap party when I don't have a microphone around my neck '

Paul '  you can talk ... '

Helen '  I can't '

Paul '  I'm taking these plates back, & when I get back we have to have a topic of conversation ... < decides not to take plates > 

Helen '  Can I just say I'm glad you didn't have any issues with your arse now '

BB This is Big Brother coffee is now served

Helen '  Go on Paul !! off you go ! ... '

Helen '  Miss you ! ...  come back to our little house ! ... bye Paul ! ...  come back to me in my apron ... in our little house !

Helen '  bye '

Paul '  bye '

Helen '  bye '

Paul '  bye ! '

Paul  <in house to all> ' That den is Wicked !! '

Helen ' Liz, I'm not sleeping in the same room as you tonight '

Brian ' why ? '

Helen '  I'm sleeping in the den with Paul. '

Brian '  ok '

Josh ' I have an Alsatian cross '

Brian '  do you think he'd like me '

Josh '  he'd love you ... as long as you didn't go on about putting him in a pie or anything ... '

...

Helen ' This is absolutely freezing coffee Paul '

Paul  ' you put half a pint of milk in it !! '

Paul ' this den is wicked ... '

22.58pm

Paul '  How must Big G felt, he thinks the world of you '

Helen ' no, what if he doesn't and I just think the world of him ...  Big G & I have never actually said ' you are my boyfriend and I am your girlfriend to each other ' '

Paul '  Wooooah ! '

Helen '  I'll explain it all to you at the wrap party ... do you think less of me now ... it's nothing to do with you ... '

Paul ' I am I going to be having words with you after this '

Helen '  you will. your words will be' why Helen ? ' '

Helen ' they didn't discover I was dyslexic until I was 8 ... '

Paul '  my brother is dyslexic '

Paul '  when I first got in here I didn't think you were a really intelligent person '

Helen ' didn't you ... '

Paul ' I didn't think you were thick ...  but I think you're priorities are right, like mine ...  you live for now. '

Helen '  like tonight ... '

23.08pm

Paul ' I've never had a relationship where I feel the girl could trust me ... '

Helen '  I'd trust you with my life right now ! '

Paul '  you could trust me ... '

Helen '  I feel if I had a problem with my life I could phone you ... '

Paul '  you can trust me on things like that ... But ...  I'm not talking about that I mean ... I couldn't trust you with other blokes &that. '

Helen '  Do you really think we'll be in that situation '

Paul '  no ...  but well ... it's why we're similar '

Helen ' & then there's Brian saying he could see us together! that's really off the wall isn't it. '

Paul ' yes, it's off the wall ... '

Helen '  you and me walking down the aisle & having a baby thats off the wall. '

Paul ' you're the type of girl I'd go for so it's not that off the wall ... I know I'm not the type of bloke you go for cos I'm not butch enough ... '

Helen ' at the end of the day you & I get on really well like brother & sister, that should really NOT be shown on channel 4 ... '

Paul ' yeah ... '

Helen ' do you think your friends are going to like me ... '

Paul '  yeah ... '

Helen ' Will they say ooh look Pauls landed up with a loud blonde ! '

Paul '  I'm worried I'm going to get my head smacked in when I leave this house ... I don't want to get into a fight when I leave this house ... '

Helen '  you won't get into a fight ... '

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Brian whispering to Paul ' I think we crossed a line '

Brian ' He asked me out ... '

Paul ' did he ?? '

Brian ' mmmm ... '

23.36pm

Helen and Paul back in the hut.

They talk about Cat Deeley. Helens seems perturbed at Pauls liking for the Cat and does body language classics like folded arms.

He says it's a tough decision as to who is prettiest from Cat and Helen ( cos Helen asked ).

She says that Big G likes Anna Kournikova, like Paul does.

' You're tired Paul '

Paul ' I feel very relaxed ... wouldn't it be cool if you had Big G and I had who would I have, I don't know I have no idea ... '

Helen is slurping her drink.

00.30pm

Brian is in the Love Hut pretending he is mad, talking into the cameras really really close, asking if there's anyone there etc ... he keeps saying ' I'm going mad '. Then he leaves the Love Hut

00.42am

Helen and Paul back in love hut discuss sleeping top-to-tail and Helen thinks they should ask Big Brothers permission to sleep in the Love Hut.

00.56am

Paul says ' I need to lie down '

They leave the Love Hut and go back into the house. 

A cacophonous noise starts when Dean plays his guitar, sings and Helen joins in.

1.27am

Paul and Helen sit on the posh lounger seats, alternating between ' I love you, lets sh*g ' body signals and ' I'm not sure what I'm doing '.

1.54am

Dirty Dancing ?

2.24am

In the Gals bedroom Paul is discussing where he will sleep and he keeps going on about he wouldn't be happy if his girlfriend was sleeping in room with boys.

Paul says ' it is just a laugh but ... '

Brains says ' I'm just wondering what kind of relationship you have '

Helen says '  It's on one week off the next on one week off the next etc '

Brian says ' Are you with other people '

Helen says ' No Brian '

Brian says ' Is he ? '

Helen says ' Don't know Brian '

Brian says ' Awww '

It's starting to get intense as they discuss serious feelings.

Paul says ' The last thing I want to do is cock anything up ... '

Brian says ' Paul can't be way he wants to be because you have a boyfriend '

Brian ' I don't think Paul would be sitting here having a conversation if you were single '

Brian ' You wouldn't feel guilty but it would be her that would get hurt '

Helen ' I think you should change the way you are towards me '

Paul ' How should I change, how should I change '

Paul ' the bottom line is this has been weird for all of us and I don't want this held against me when I get out '

2.44pm

They are talking about Big G, the tabloids and how people will ' want to be Helens friend ' according to Brian. Helen doesn't believe it. They talk about how she might feel when she's evicted.

Helen says ' I might think I want to be with Big G or I might think I want to be with Paul Clarke ' 

Paul says ' What What are you on about '

Brian says ' She's just talking about how she feels '

Brian discusses in length the publicity that could follow Helen on eviction.

They discuss how Helens handholding with Paul could make Big G feel uncomfortable, and how would Helen feel in reverse.

Brian ' do you enjoy spending time with Paul cos it's a guy and it's attention or because it's Paul ... you do fit together ... people are going to get hurt, but if you feel something for someone you can't just drop it ...  because someone gets hurt '

Helen ' Paul has said ' he wants to meet a girl who when he sees her he thinks ' oh she's fantastic ' ' '

Brian ' You have to decide if you want to fool around together ... hug each other '

Helen ' I feel embarrassed now '

Brian ' sometimes when you hear the truth it hurts '

Paul talks about getting their lives back together after BB finishes. He says how he didn't like Helen and now he does like her, and why that could be.

3.01am

Helen is talking about the fact Big G isn't violent ' He'd never hit me or anything like that '

Paul says ' It was a good laugh tonight tho' when Helen talks about how they were wearing microphones on their first date.

Paul ' we really want to have a proper conversation don't we, but we can't '

Helen ' We really need to have a proper conversation don't we '

Paul yawns.

Then they talk about how Paul didn't like Helen at the start.

Paul says ' I always liked you, but not as much as that '

Helen issues him with a challenge ' If I don't go on Friday you have to sleep in the girls room ' < I lose sound > ( could have been other way around ).

Paul says ' I could curl up right now '

Helen talks about the unromantic way Paul called for her at the start of their date.

Brian comes in ... they leave.