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'because its not just the housemates who should be paranoid'

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He Ain't Got It In Him

Helen said ' All talk and no action, you are ! '

It's All Over Now

< when was the last time Paul had sex > Paul said ' Eight weeks in here, and I reckon about five on top of that. Three months. Three months ! That's gotta be the longest ever. '

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Paul said ' Yes, I do regret it. '

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Paul said ' In all fairness I feel it's best if one of us does go to cool it down a bit, don't get me wrong, I don't want her to go, but it could be a good thing. '

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Paul said ' I'm not prompting anything. It's all her! I look at it and I haven't done anything wrong at all, her boyfriend ain't going to be happy but that's her decision. He's got to understand she's made that decision. '

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Paul said ' A girl who thought she was 'all that' suddenly becomes touchy feely with me and because I like her ... it just happens. '

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Paul said ' I'm obviously attracted to her. She's bubbly and doesn't take life too seriously. She's completely my sort of girl, ... in the flirting stakes it is sixty forty to her. '

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Paul said ' I'm going back to my life, she's going back to hers. She obviously has stuff she needs to sort out and then in the future we can go for a drink. '

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Paul said ' I've got interests in a couple of girls out there. You don't know what could happen. '

Pauls Dad Said in The Mirror

' As parents, it's the last thing we want to watch on TV. Our neighbours wouldn't want to, either. England doesn't need it. '

Chats

00.23am

Helen ' I feel bad.. '

Paul ' what about '

Helen ' everything.. '

Paul ' wanna talk about it.. '

H <big pause> <anguished scream><stamps feet> '

Helen ' I feel bad the position I've put you in '

Paul ' nothing I we can do about it.. is there H.. '

Paul ' shall I come & lie in that bed with you for a bit.. '

Helen ' yeah.. '

Helen ' I'm sorry to make you feel bad about going out.. '

Helen ' I just feel like shit.. I feel like cryin'.. I don't regret anything from last night.. we must have made good TV.. but really when you're here you don't need '

Paul ' complications '

Helen ' no '

Helen ' I don't wanna feel like I can't mess about with you or anything.. or should we not talk about it any more.. we don't talk about anything else.. '

Paul ' it can't be resolved until were out of here '

Paul ' are you happy in your mins with whats going on about you & big G '

Helen ' I feel very bad cos whats going on in your mind, you think you're going out & big G will be there '

Paul ' Are you sure in your head that you've made the right decision in your head about Bi G '

Helen ' yeah '

Paul ' well the main thing is to wait until Friday or the week '

Helen ' you're missing my point '

Paul ' is us being pally a good thing.. it's what you want to do.. '

Helen ' dunno.. '

Paul ' what?! '

Helen ' don't you?? '

Paul 'i haven't got a problem with it.. it's nice it's cool... '

Paul ' have a laugh its cool..isn`t it.. we have a laugh.. we don't know if its anymore '

Helen ' I can't answer '

Paul ' we can't tell until we're out.. if you called me & said shall we go out... then we'd see what happens.. you agree? '

Helen '  I agree... '

Paul ' the conversation last night.. we were honest, everyone knows how.. don't they.. I think thats it. I think for the sake of big G.. '

Helen ' do you feel awkward now.. '

Paul ' yeah.. '

Helen ' did you feel awkward before.. '

Paul ' yeah.. but last night,.. we were cuddling, and you liked it and I liked it.. and thats the problem '

Paul ' we can't do that till were outside.. and can enjoy it on the outside.. '

Helen ' yeah... '

Paul ' most important thing to me is getting out & doing the press conferences & seeing my family.. '

Helen ' but the questions they will ask.. '

Paul ' why when you came in the house were you talking about big g for 2 weeks then you talked about Paul.. '

Helen '  because it was touch & go before I came in here & when I got in here I had time to think & I realised it was time to end it & Paul Clarke had nothing to do with it.. '

Paul '  next question, whats going on between you & Paul.. '

Helen '  I'm upset.. I don't want to go out into an awkward situation.. '

Paul ' we've ended up liking what we're feeling.. '

Helen ' think we've changed since we're both up for eviction '

Paul ' do you think I worry which one of us will stay? '

Helen ' yeah '

Paul ' it couldn't have gone further.. we'd have ended up getting our feelings on the table.. '

Paul ' we should stop this we're just rubbing salt into the wounds of someone who is watching now.. '

Helen ' probably.. '

Paul ' no .. IS watching.. '

Helen ' say if you go Friday.... I don't think he will be there.. I don't think he will hit you... but I will be thinking of you.. '

Paul ' in all fairness nothing could kick off cos we're on '

Helen ' national television......... '

Helen ' I think it would be best if I went out & faced the music '

Paul ' I don't really want to go out & speak to him.. '

Helen ' what would you say, ' I fancy your girlfriend ' '

Paul '  thats quite cool isn't it.. that we've seen each other looking our shittiest.. '

Paul '  I had a little chat with Betty earlier.. you saw that didn't you.. '

Helen ' so did I.. '

Paul ' what did she say to you? '

Helen ' I can't say that........ she was asking DIRECT questions! 1 do you fancy Paul etc etc.. '

Paul ' she's nice int she Betty.. '

Helen ' yeah.. '

Helen ' I've never said anything bad about you have I .. I always say good.. '

Helen '  you know last night.. its hard not to.. you know... :) '

Paul ' I agree with you.. but it's hard to talk about it.. '

Helen ' Your mums not going to blame me is she.. '

Paul ' what she going to blame you for? '

Helen ' fancying her son... the welsh girl.. and the English boy.. '

Helen ' ok, I've got a question for you: if you could go back a couple of weeks would you have still been so friendly with me '

Paul ' thing is you can't help things could you... '

Helen'  true.. want me to rub that stuff on your head.. '

Paul ' yeah........ '

Helen ' Narinder & Bubble & Penny are probably going nerrr i nerr! told you so.. cos I was telling them I didn't fancy you.. liars ain't we..... '

Paul '  In here I love your attitude, we have a laugh, I like talking to you, I love it.. people I meet I don't have that gelling with, we have a similar sense of humour. '

Paul ' there are little things you say that make me cringe.. '

Helen ' why '

Paul ' you've got to be careful now haven't you '

Helen ' say it! '

Paul ' when you go on about Gucci shoes & that, I think there's more to life than that.. I dunno if you're money orientated or not.. '

Helen ' but thats my ambition.. to have one pair of shoes & one handbag ! '

Paul ' but I don't know you do I... '

Paul ' when I said I presented American BB.. and you followed me to the kitchen... I dunno.. '

Helen ' I wanted to see if you were lying!! '

Paul ' But I dunno do I,., when I leave here I might meet a girl I really gel with.. I dunno, I mite end up with a person I knew before I came in here.,. I dunno.. '

ADVERTS !!! 

big silence.... staring each other out..

Helen ' you mite go home & look at the videos of us & think ' OH MY GOD ' look at Helen she looks chunky on TV '

Paul '  no no no.. it's not that.,. initially you're an attractive girl.. but thats not it I like you cos you like a laugh.. and thats what i like you for.. y'know.. '

Helen ' when we walked in here I didn't think we'd get on, I didn't think I'd be in love with him.. '

Helen ' Brian doesn't help the situation does he. '

Paul ' thats another thing.. he hasn't done us any favors has he.. '

Helen ' yeah.. but innit difficult when you wanna do something.... and you just ....can't. you know...... '

Jolly / Lovely note: < And here we have reached full circle... >

Helen ' and another thing thats really hard is that you shouldn't talk about it.. cos it makes you.... you know!! '

Helen ' and then I think why would someone like me when I look absolute shit all the time..'

Paul ' you're getting paranoid.. '

Helen ' when you think about last night.. we mite not have done anything, but it made bloody good TV! '

Paul ' Oh god don't think about that.. I see where your coming from tho.. '

Paul ' hope I get a warm welcome.. '

Helen ' course you will, the girls in Wales will love you... you like the welsh girl. ....as long as you're ok, I don't want you to think less of me like I've led you up the garden path...... '

Betty Advice

00.20am

Helen ' I just feel bad '

Betty ' why '

Helen ' I feel bad towards Paul '

Helen '  I've put him in a situation he didn't want to be in.. '

Betty ' well, sometimes when you're in this situation you need a hug from someone.. '

Helen ' yeah.... '

Paul enters, gals shut up..

Blanket Tussle

Ok so yeh, there were no snoggy sounds, but here's a picture anyhow.

It's Not Funny

' It's not funny or cool ' said Paul just after the nomination results.

Helen and Paul are up for eviction.