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Mels Battery Stashing Shocker ! - 'We're Frightened, Frightened Send in SOS !'

Anna, Nichola and Caroline in Girls Bedroom just discovered Mel has been stashing batteries....

Mels Battery Stashing Shocker ! - 'We're Frightened, Frightened Send in SOS !'

Plotting - Who Me ?

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Slimeball Nick is at it again ..

Despite Big Brothers warning about talking about Nominations, Nicholarse is at it again : '"The next person will be a girl, then a boy, then a girl and then there will be four - three boys and one girl," he commented to Big Brother during a visit to the Diary Room.

Hysterical funster that he is he then said :: "People are not overtly plotting against each other."

Big Head Nick obviously doesn't think he is going to be nominated next he said '"The pressure of being voted has finally been lifted. Five weeks have passed quickly but the days will be longer as people are evicted.'

Hmmmmmmmm...

Completely detached from reality Nick then went on to comment that Thomas was not evicted because he acted on Nicks advice and went and spoke to the public from the Diary room ' He thought he was going," the Boy Nick said. "I told him to talk to Big Brother to drum up support. It's quite nice to give someone some good advice, which is acted on, and that advice works."

Nick to Quit ?

Nicholarse might quit. Apparently the evil one is not a happy puppy and confessed to a psychologist that he may walk before he is pushed. Big Brother's 'Nicholarse' Bateman is to quit the show because he's depressed, it has been claimed.

Boo Hoo!

"I'll knock his block off."

Saturday August 12, 2000 - Day 30

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Caroline, although having no other regrets about being a Big Brother housemate, was shocked to see the real side of Nick.

Caroline vowed to join the no doubt hundreds of people who will be there to greet Nick when the house eventually evicts him. Caroline said she'll "knock his block off."

"I put him down as such a sweet guy. I’m just a sucker. I suspected something about him the first week, but I put it down to nerves.

"To find out that he had 200 cigarettes and none of us had a fag since Tuesday. I hope I’m there when he comes out. I would like to knock his block off."

Selected for eviction by 62 per cent of the voters, on her third nomination she left on Friday night, watched by 4.6 million viewers. On the subject of who would win, she said today: "I would like it to be Nichola or Anna - I think it might be Darren."

She said she could not wait to watch the hit Channel 4 programme to see "just how evil Nick is" and said she would be voting on future evictions.

Carolines comments on the other housemates:

Tom is "dull," Darren is "arrogant" and Mel is a "pain in the arse," who was only interested in the men in the house.

"Those guys were Neanderthals. I thought they put Nick in the house for me - absolutely no way."

Nick -What a Tosser! -

George Michael Housemates Drink Offer - Not Nick Tho!

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Not content with being a general sneak and a liar, now Nick shows himself as a homophobic idiot ( which is highly ironic with Nicholas having very very obviously attended public school.)

SUPERSTAR George Michael has written to the Big Brother gang and offered to buy them all a drink - except Nick. George got in touch with Davina after hearing the girls shout at Nick over his stupid comments about George and homosexual men in general.

For those who didn't see it, here's what Nick said:

that gays in public toilets "might proposition a little kid".

In his letter which Davina read out to an astounded Caroline he wrote:

"Just wanted to let you know it was great to see such a diverse group of people making it clear that they know the difference between a gay person and a paedophile.

"I hope you realise viewers all over the country have related to one or several of you on a personal level.

"Whether you know it or not your opinions have become important. It's a good thing Channel 4 chose some really good people to take part.

"To say thank you for your kind words, please let me buy you all a drink when they let you out on parole - but preferably on a night when Nick is completely unavailable."

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....

Is that a Motorola in your pocket or are you just pleased to evict me ?

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Breaking News: Last night we published our Phone In Pants Theory and today a 'Phone in Pants Theory appears in The Sun newspaper. You saw it here first !..

Oh dear. Rumours abound that Nicholarse has smuggled a mobile phone into the house and that a sneaky friend outside the house phones Nick every day to tell Nick whats going on in and outside the house. Apparently the phone is set to vibrate, which frankly doesn't surprise me...

Channel 4 took the rumours so seriously they summoned all the housemates to assemble in the girls bedroom whilst Channel 4 people and security bods swept the house for suspicious telephony devices, Alas such devices were not found. This brings me to my theory of where the phone is - its in his pants.

Caroline to release single !

Sassy Caroline secretly recorded a disc (just before the start of the Channel 4 contest.)

The single is called Prince Charming.

Before she was a housemate on Big Brother Caroline had many jobs including being a dancer and selling marital aids.

Caroline to release single !

Below - Credit: - Big Brother is a Bazal production for Channel 4.

Caggy's Last Moments

The public support for Caggy as she walked from the house to the studio was overwhelming tonight.

Despite being evicted by a massive majority of some 62%, she passed along the walk of Shame to rousing cheers from her fans gathered at the Big Brother complex.

Almost a million and a half of you called into make your vote. That's a massive increase in last week's figures when Big Brother received just over a million votes.

Like Andy last week, Caroline was shocked by the revelation of Nick's duplicity.

When Davina McCall revealed the truth behind two faced Nick she said: "Oh my God! And he wants me to live in his house? He was obviously just working us. These lot are always saying how naive I am - how naive can a girl be?"

In a one on one interview with Divan Caroline revealed the truth behind the closed door of the Big Brother house.

"It's been an emotional day," She said. "I hope they miss me a bit and also that they get along. I had a pillow thumping episode the other night and they had to send for the psychiatrist for me."

When asked how she felt to be nominated three times in a row she said: "To be the favourite girl in the house - at times you did have to take it personally but I think I handled it a bit better last week."

And despite everything she's been through the bubbly Brummie declared herself willing to go back into the house if she was asked.

On the subject of Mel she was forthcoming in her opinions. "We all bond with someone" She said, "And she had Andy in the beginning but before he left she was into the next one. She has her claws into Thomas. Chasing each other around, hiding each other's batteries - the fun we had."

Before she left the happy Brummie was presented with Champaign and chocolates by Sada and Andy, of all people. And she made sure she had the last word when she said: "I hope he's (Nick) out next week."

She's spent the last four weeks describing everyone in the house as aliens. Well, now at last she's back among the land of the humans.

House Reaction

As the blonde Brummie's time was finally called reaction in the house was a cocktail of tears and relief.

While Caroline packed, her soul mate Nichola cried: "I've no faith in the public whatsoever. This place is going to be so empty without you."

Anna, also reluctant to see Caroline leaving the house said: "I can't take Fridays anymore. It's my least favourite day. I might cry when you leave."

Although Thomas, Nicholas and Darren found time to play with the hose in the garden, their game quickly ended as their thoughts turned to the inevitable eviction nominations next week.

Looking contemplative, survivor Thomas said: "To think I'll be here for another week."

But nefarious Nick warned him: "The only time we'll be up against each other is in the final."

After the group reconvened Craig, who consistently voted against Caroline, offered her a helping hand in packing, closing and carrying her suitcase to the door. The Scouser was obviously keen to make sure she made a clean exit.

And having donned her purple cat suit Caroline asked her housemates: "I'm doing a bit of a Sada, they don't all hate me out there, do they?"

Whether happy or saddened by her departure, the seven survivors replied in unison: "No!"

Third Time Unlucky

Brummie Caroline has lost her battle to stay in the house and will trudge her way down the Walk of Shame tonight at 11.05pm

She survived a head to head with wannabe 'it' girl Sada. She shrugged off a challenge from Randy Andy. But at the last the lips and cleavage Brummie didn't have enough support to see off the quiet charms of Irish lad Tom.

The big haired, pink lipstick-wearing bombshell won't be forgotten in a hurry.

From day one she made an impact on the other householders, looking for a common ground on which to build friendships.

Caroline quickly opened her heart but her outgoing, feisty personality was to cause many a head to head during her four weeks inside.

Last week was a traumatic one as she reached boiling point with Craig. Although the pair had previously shared a bed, the Scoucer's laziness soon had her tearing her hair out.

When she finally confronted him during a house meeting, accusations and limbs flailed and tensions were high for days to come.

It wasn't all fight though. Within a couple of days of Caroline arriving in the house she became beauty consultant. With clippers in hand she had the boys lined up for a head-shaving marathon. They even sat still beneath her eyebrow tweezers.

Caroline was also known to pamper herself from time to time. The most memorable session saw her de-fuzzing her chin with hair removal cream.

Aside from the tasks assigned by Big Brother the first real challenge for the busty blonde was running out of cigarettes. To relieve herself of the call of nicotine until shopping day she maniacally cleaned the house and played a few bars on her sax.

Along with fags, Caggy was also quite qualified at putting the beers away. One night, having downed a two-litre bottle of cider, she propositioned Darren to a snog but he declined her generous offer.

The next day, after tucking into a bowl of her favourite hangover cure - porridge, Caroline had to take to her bed with a sick bowl for company.

But No matter how hard she tried Caroline never succeeded in winning enough support within the house. Despite her close bond with Bolton lass Nichola she has been nominated for eviction for three consecutive weeks.

Maybe it was her incessant singing. Maybe it was the saxophone or maybe she was just too strong for the men to cope with. Whatever their reasons were, they never told her and finally she's gone.

She's touched our hearts and our ears. The world is her stage now.

Twice the Fun at Dawn

Early morning friskiness took over the Big Brother participants as Darren dragged Melanie into his bed for an under-the-covers bit of nookie.

As the clock ticked past 06:30, Darren took Melanie into the boy's bedroom and started tickling her. She giggled and asked what he was doing as he launched her onto the bed and covered them with the duvet - one of the only ways Big Brother cannot see what is going on.

Norf and Saaf Londoners didn't get any further than a bit of teasing. As Darren breathlessly tried to wrestle her into submission, Melanie broke the clinch in mid-cuddle saying, "I'm going to scream in a minute."

But a second later she cooed, "Oh, Darren," before extricating herself and smoothing back her hair. Darren went to brush his teeth, with an "I needed that."

And seconds before Darren entered the bathroom, Nicholas had a little peck on the lips from Caroline. The two have been growing closer this week, despite her being one of his nomination victims. "Goodnight," she said, and leant upwards for him to kiss her.

Look Who's Hoarding Now

The house has gone stash crazy this past week, each keeping their own special items secret from the rest of the group.

Perhaps it was the way the shopping was segregated on Sunday, leaving everyone with an equal amount of money to spend on items, instead of choosing a list of products collectively. Once the shopping arrived, everyone tucked their chocolate, booze, and biscuits away in special hidden corners.

Mel has a bizarre hidden collection of dud microphone batteries and has been accused by Darren of hiding his socks.

After Andrew's departure last week, Andrew gave his secret supply of cigarettes to Nick, thinking the dastardly character would distribute them to the rest of the house. Instead, Nick stored them up for his own use, sneaking a quick puff like a naughty schoolboy whenever no one is around.

Anna has been doing something similar on a must stingier scale, harvesting cigarette butts from ash-trays, waiting to gather enough stale tobacco for a complete smoke. Unfortunately for her, the meagre supply of cigarettes in the house means that people smoke them right down to the filter.

After the boys devoured Nichola's cake on Thursday, she now plans to stash any biscuits she makes, calling the culprits a 'bunch of savages.' Perhaps she plans to eat them with 'a nice drop of chianti' - that bottle of wine she has kept from the rest of the group?

Even Big Brother has been accused of stashing belongings, by removing Tasmanian Devil socks from Craig's suitcase before he entered the house, for fear of product placement.

The Henemy Within

Nichola and Anna were victims of an early morning invasion today as the chickens stormed the house while they were making bread.

The chickens had earlier followed Nichola around the garden to increase her paranoia that they had a plan. She turned around quickly to catch them off guard and said, "What are you following me for?"

The chickens just played dumb and pecked around on the patio to fool her into thinking they were innocent. But as Nichola returned to the house the hens waited until the coast was clear before one made a mad dash into the kitchen.

The reconnaissance invader remained unnoticed for some time, pecking away at some flour on the floor knowing its cover could be blown any second. It used the kitchen unit to hide underneath thinking it had outsmarted Anna, but when it emerged the other side Nichola spotted the intruder and began frantically flapping her arms. The chicken gave her the runaround but in the end Nichola picked it up and put it back in the garden.

Not to be outdone the chicken immediately ran back towards the house as soon as Nichola's back was turned. But it was too late as she turned round and said, "No, you are not coming back in."

It was then that she had the idea to feed them the leftovers of Nicholas' corned beef hash. But unwittingly she had fallen for their ambush. Surrounded by ferocious hens pecking at her fingers, she threw down the food and retreated.

Former nun Anna brought her clerical training to bear. "They are evil aren't they," she opined.

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Trash the Cards!

While Mel and the boys gathered in the lounge playing cards, Nichola, Caroline, and Anna were getting riled up in the girls' bedroom about it.

"It gets on me fucking nerves," Nichola ranted. "Can't they do something more creative?"

After some thought, Anna raised her head from the pillow: "Let's hide them," she said. "I'll hide them."

But by now the girls were power-hungry and wanted to take it to a whole new level: "We should use the cards as papier mâché," Anna whispered, eyes widening. "We should get up really early and plaster all the cards to the wall."

The plan expanded to use the mashed up cards to write 'Cheat' - the name of the boys' favourite card game - on the lounge wall. "Lets see how hilarious that is," said Caroline.

Anna thinks the plan is something they could get away with quite easily, as the cards belong to Nick who would never want to refuse a plea from the girls. "He'd be well up for it I'm sure. Oh I don't know actually, he's a bit of a card," she said, not noticed the pun.

"Seriously they couldn't do a single thing," Anna continued, believing the boys to be too weak to return the prank with anything more sinister. "I might do that actually."

Despite their threats, Anna and Nichola were first up this morning but did not mention their plan. It would only take a couple of cards to go missing to ruin the pack and any card playing fun, but that's a truly spiteful prank they haven't thought of - yet.

Bookies Update

When this week's nominations were announced, it looked as though Caroline versus Thomas would be no competition at all.

A long-term favourite with bookies and flutterers alike, it's been widely assumed that Thomas will get off the hook tonight on the public vote.

But the fact that nearly half of all flutters available on flutter.com are on tonight's eviction suggests that this could be a closer contest than originally thought. Over two-thirds reckon Caggy has had her chips - and, as usual, it's she who is arousing the most emotion amongst flutterers.

In a mood switch from last week's loyal backing, compliments for the house cackler have run a bit dry. The call from Thomas' supporters is reflected in atagirl's "Caroline - out on Friday!", alcapone and goldleaf's "Cags is out - long live Tom!", and jamessol's demand of "Brummy out!"

So is this the end of THAT LAUGH? Caggy certainly looks the more likely of the two potential evictees to undertake the 'Walk of Shame' tonight, but there's been an intriguing level of background fluttering on the site striking against timid Thomas.

TV footage of Tom falling under the charm of house 'puppeteer' 'Nasty' Nick may be the cause of this subtle anti-Tom backlash. And the 'what-you- see-is-what-you-get-even-if-it- irritates-the-pants-off-you' appeal of Caroline may seem the more palatable option...