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Its only a Game Show !

Sunday August 20, 2000 - Day 38

Last 24 hours

More Mel and Thomas' 

Early Sun morning Commenting on new gal Claire, Thomas said to Mel

'She's very cute"

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Earlier Thomas had said to Mel that  Craig  would fancy her in the house because 'I can see his reasons for asking you out because in this environment you're an attractive person. He fancies you in this environment." Mel said Craig would probably fancy her more. Miss Modest.

Thomas declared his desire for sparky Mel by saying 'In this environment I fancy you but I wouldn't do anything about it because it's the wrong sort of environment." 

Mel "You're making me blush Tom' (Good Grief!)

Thomas 'Thats good, How Do You think I Feel'

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

- Jules via S

Craig In Lock Stock Business Fiasco

Craig recited the story of how to get rich quick in a completely underhand and bad way. 

I won't repeat it, because you all know what I mean right ?

- Jules

Chicken Chatter

1.48 am Anna

"We don't have a Sunday hen'"

"Also I don't know the difference between chickens and hens, and when does a chicken become a hen ?

- Jules

New Gal on the Block

New housemates is female. Claire. Attractive young brunette. ... hmmmmm Interesting ...

Info: Boob job, brunette, florist. Pretty, Healthy looking.

Arrived with cigs and chinese takeaway.

So no doubt lots of idiots will compare her more average ample charms ( Curvy NOT 'fat' or 'Plump' ) - to Nichola who worried that eating sardines would make her fat, which is a bit odd considering Nichola was a trim and beautiful size 10.)  Poor Nichola. Give her a cup of hot water. (Nicolas'  knitted outfit was fantastic btw. We lurvvvvvved it. )

 

Later talking to Darren about herself . "Maybe that's why I wanted to come in here, to discover myself."

She is a shit driver. and has crashed loads of times. God how hilarious that is.

Her step mother is her mums sister. Hmm interesting.

 

Credit for following: Big Brother is a Bazal production for Channel 4

The arrival of Claire has caused mixed reactions in the house.

The attractive newcomer is a hit with the boys. In a diary room session, Darren told Big Brother, "It's so nice to have someone different to talk to."

For Craig, naturally, Claire is a sexual challenge. Bypassing the traditional first steps of courtship, the gigolo went straight for the heart, suggesting a steamy round or two beneath the sheets. And she'd only been in the house for an hour! (Check out Craig's news for more on that one.)

But for Mel, fresh and bubbly Claire is unwelcome competition. "Our cocoon now has a crack in it," she whispered to Anna. "She probably knows more about us than we know about each other."

Anna wondered how much of an advantage Claire would have over them with her knowledge of the web site and TV shows so far.

Although Claire may know more about their personalities than they can possibly know about hers, Claire is forbidden from revealing what she knows. She is not allowed to mention any knowledge she may have gleaned from outside about the politics in the house.

If she does, she could face the same treatment as naughty Nick.

With an outsider in their midst, Anna and Mel have become closer. Anna apologised to Mel for back-stabbing her in the first couple of weeks. "I said some things about you spending too much time with the boys," she confessed. "I'm really sorry."

Mel appreciated Anna's honesty and admitted an instant bond with Andy.

She even admitted the secret kisses she shared with Andy before he was evicted. "I was gutted he was going, but he abused the situation a bit," she said, and suggested it was desperation at losing her buddy rather than genuine attraction.

"It would have been nice to kiss someone better looking and with a bigger chest," she sniggered.

As Claire swapped stories on the sofa with Darren, Anna and Mel continued their bedroom gossip into the night. First evictee Sada proved a final target. "Even though Caroline and Nichola loved her," Anna admitted, "I've never met anyone so conceited."

Big Brother new arrival Claire made a dramatic entrance to the house Saturday evening.

The replacement for Nick didn't take long to win the group over - or at least bribe her way into their affections. She came armed with a Chinese take-away, a carton of cigarettes and a bottle of wine.

Her fellow participants had no idea that their new housemate was about to arrive. As she walked along the path to her new home Mel, Darren and Tom were sitting around relaxing. Anna and Craig were busying themselves in the kitchen.

All of a sudden their routine was disturbed by an announcement. "This is Big Brother," a voice boomed, "could you all go to the front door and welcome your new housemate."

The reaction was one of shock. "Oh my god," said Anna.

Darren couldn't believe it. "You're joking?" he said.

All five jumped up and rushed to the door and just before Claire walked in, house-proud Anna said, "It's a good job we just tidied."

As she entered Craig's chivalrous side rushed to the fore. "Hi. How you're doing?" he chirped cheerfully. "Take your bag?" he offered as he reached for her suitcases.

"And your name is?" he continued. As Claire introduced herself Craig added, "Claire I'm Craig."

When Anna asked how she felt, Claire replied, "I'm a bit stunned to be honest." But as she took in her new surroundings she piped up, "I hope you like Chinese," adding with a smile, "Even if you hate me, we've got Chinese."

After off-loading the bags of take-away on the living room coffee table, Anna whisked her away to show her the sleeping quarters. Like an estate agent showing a prospective buyer around a property she announced proudly, "This is the girlie's room."

Next on the tour was the garden. "Come and meet the chickens," Mel said. But after a brief stroll around the yard, Anna and Craig took control showing Claire the location of the 'Diary' and 'Store' rooms.

Meanwhile Darren and Mel lurked behind. "It's so weird," Mel moaned.

Last on the agenda was the boys room and after a quick warning to prepare herself for the stench she entered the male domain. Pointing to the double bed Anna said, "There's a rota every night for the double bed."

Unaware that she was the butt of a wind- up Claire asked innocently, "Is there?"

"Yeah the girls come in and," but by this time Claire realised Anna was pulling her leg and chuckled at her own gullibility.

With the house excursion complete, new girl Claire fetched her suitcase and settled on the sofa. "Do you want the goodies," she asked. As she produced a carton of cigarettes she said, "I don't smoke, but a little birdie told me you'd run out."

Awwwww

Anna got into bed last night to discover Nichola had left her her Teddy Bear. Aww bless.

Tabloid Press are Monsters

... said Mel.
 

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