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Thursday August 24, 2000 - Day 42 

Last 24 hours

 

 

Methane ?

18:32 Darren in bedroom reading, Mels in living room reading.

18:35 Annas in bed.

18:52 Thomas, Craig and Claire have been assembling the new fence around the chickens.

Craig starts to explain how the gas storage tanks that they can see over the fence work.

Whats gas is in there Claire says

Craig says 'Yknow the gas we use'

Claire 'Methane'

<thinks>

'no, not methane'

- Jules

In the The Jacuzzi at Midnight with the Whispering Game

0:24

About the Jacuzzi

Mel 'What am I waiting for you lot for, I'm getting in now' 

Darren 'Its still not ready for temperature'

pause

Darren 'ow''

Mel - 'That's really hot enough to get into' 

Darren - 'what does it feel like' 

Mel 'I wanna get in I wanna get in I wanna get in' 

'look at that' 

Darren 'wicked' 

Mel 'watch out for bleach'

Mel 'oh god its gorgeous'

Darren 'mmmmmm'

Darren 'mmmmm'

Darren 'wahooo'

<sound of water jets'

Anna 'wow  its hot'

Anna 'its gorgeous'

Craig and Claire in liv room looking outside

Darren 'Is it really nice in there shall I get in' 

Darren 'is mike working big bro is mike working' 

Darren ' Whos got lighter, where where's the lighter' 

Anna - ow mi god bless my heart

lots of pleasurable groaning sounds

00:55 Darren and Mel sat close

Thomas,  Mel and Darren all sat very close

They're playing chinese whispers

Darren whispers to Claire

Mel whispers to Craig

Craig whispers to Anna

<net cong>

Darren 'lets forget that one'

Darren explains when bubbles are on heat is off

Mess with heat

Craig 'is that better' ?

'Yes'

Anna whispers to Claire

Claire to Darren Darren to Thomas Thomas to Mel Mel to Craig Craig to Anna

Anna 'I know you're lying' to Craig

Darren 'Lets do double chinese whispers'

Thomas is in his red shorts

Someone 'How would you feel if your dad walked in'

Conspiratorial group huggy meet in middle of jacuzzi

Mel 'um um'

bubbley sounds

Blowing bubbles underwater  music from Anna

Darren bubble sings FRIENDS theme underwater

Someone bubbles Greased Lightning

Some more I cant tell..

Someone does 'My knickers are up crack of arse' song

I get bored and turn off before another stupid game starts.

- Jules

Toe Fetish

Claire and those toes.

New girl Claire is wasting now time playing up to the lad's sexual interests and revealing a few of her own.

During a garden sunbathing session on Wednesday buxom Claire flirted with Tom by complementing him on how nice his toes are!

House vixen Mel was far from impressed and immediately suggested that Claire must be looking at them from a strange angle.

But bikini clad Claire wasn't to be put off and retorted: "Actually I could see that they were lovely from when I was standing over there."

"And you've got nice eyes," she continued. "They kind of disappear into your head. What's the word I'm looking for?"

"Sunken?" Mel suggested.

"Deep." Claire finally decided with a laugh. "Is that just luck or does that come with experience?"

Cheeky Craig suggested it was the result of too many late nights. But Tom had the last laugh with his self- depreciating sense of humour: "Inter- breeding in a small area." He said.

We here at the Big Brother web team are hoping Claire's toe fascination won't go too far.

Big Brother is a Bazal production for Channel 4.

Mel's Worries

Mel tells all.

Mel has had a heart to heart with Big Brother and revealed some home truths about the newcomer to the house.

Although she said Claire was "perfect" and exactly what the group needed, she fears the "inside" knowledge that the latecomer possesses.

"What makes me unhappy is the fact that she has seen us nominate people," Mel said. "That is the most secret part, our sanctuary. I feel like something outside has come in. This is inside and there is the outside. We have a bubble, a cocoon. I feel there is a break in that and it has made me feel slightly vulnerable."

But Claire's arrival has also caused real personal concern for Mel. Referring to her ex-boyfriend she said: "He was worried about seeing me with someone else and I'm pretty sure that everyone out there has seen what happened with me and Andy."

And contrary to her denial of The Kiss she said: "I'm worried that my ex will have seen this and it will really hurt him."

Having watched the saga between Andy and Mel while still on the "outside," Claire asked Mel if she had a boyfriend.

When Mel answered: "ish," Claire looked her "straight in the eye and said 'Aren't you worried that your partner will take it badly if you say stuff?'"

"I knew she meant about Andy and I felt really strange. Again it felt like the cocoon had fractured."

And in a further revelation Mel went on to admit that she was worried what would happen if Anna is evicted on Friday night.

Having bonded with Anna over the past couple of days Mel said: "If Anna goes I’ll find it really hard in here."

When Big Brother asked what brought them together she said: "It’s because she’s a girl. We have an almost unsaid understanding where we just know each other without saying anything."

Mel continued: "We can talk on an emotional level and I feel I couldn’t do that with a boy. I’ve really changed my opinion of her. I was surprised by her views of me, and other people"

And with Anna facing possible eviction on Friday, Mel morosely said: "I like her as a person and a companion too. I would really miss her if she went."

Big Brother is a Bazal production for Channel 4.

Oh Just Grow Up Will You

Big Brother is meant to be a back-to-basics experience, but Craig and Claire have taken matters a step too far. The pair were rooting through each other's hair like a couple of monkeys in the early hours of the morning, but don't worry, they weren't rooting for fleas, they were checking for grey hairs.

Craig found no ageing follicles in 25- year-old Claire's head, though Craig, 29, had a few greys scattered in his prickly mass. While gently rubbing through the scouser's head, Claire plucked a pale hair out, commenting that his greys are in fact an odd blonde colour.

Then the apes turned hostile. Only a couple of days ago they successfully plotted to hide the cigarettes and lighter and now they are conspiring about sneaking into the boys bedroom and - shock - shaving off someone's eyebrows.

"There would be a serious retaliation if we did that," Claire said. Craig adding that Thomas has by far the bushiest brows.

Watch out Thomas, first they take your lighter, then they snatch the stern from your stare.

Big Brother is a Bazal production for Channel 4.

The Lighter at the End of the Tunnel

The missing lighter saga is finally over.

Mel found the missing lighter today during a hunt for Rizlas.

Discovering the lighter in the living room she shouted: "That was so Craig."

The cheeky prankster once again pleaded innocence and said: "Everyone can line up to apologise for accusing me the other day."

But Anna, unwilling to relieve co- trickster Claire of guilt, said: "You knew what was going on."

Darren backed her up saying: "We know you know. I reckon you took it and put it back because you felt guilty."

With the lighter in Mel's safe hands she announced protectively: "And I'm keeping this. Everyone can come to me for a light."

And now the smokers of the house can enjoy a good cigarette without having to destroy half of it while lighting it on the stove.

Big Brother is a Bazal production for Channel 4.

 

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