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Friday August 25, 2000 - Day 43 

Last 24 hours

• Thomas to leave house

• I think I Must Have Misheard

• Nick to be Agony Uncle - The World Has Officially Gone Mad

• Marjorie Eats Frog Shock !

• Marjorie on Death Row

• Bunny Boiler Claire ?

• Anna Would Not do Loaded or FHM, but Mel and Claire Would ...

• Darren doesn't love Marjorie Anymore

• Thoms Last Massage

• The Kiss

   

   

The Kiss

Thoms Last Massage

Contemplating his return to the world Thomas is heard shortly after saying 'I'll have a watch back'.

I Think I Must Have Misheard - Back to the Fifties ... 

Craig, Thomas and Claire putting up the fence, Claire is using the hammer and hurts herself.

Craig 'Women and hammers don't go'

Claire 'Yeh'

The number to evict Craig Grrls is

To eject Craig call 09011 980102.

Nick to be Agony Uncle - The World Has Officially Gone Mad

Ed Forsdick, who is the producer of Big Breakfast, the morning show on CH4,  said: "He has captured the public's imagination. He'd make a huge splash, even if he appeared for only a week. He'd make a great agony uncle, or he could be a great outside broadcast man doing something like Mr Nasty knocking on your door.

Yes, What I'd like first thing on a morning is a sad loser knocking on my door. And I can't think of someone  better to advise me on anything, better than someone with such insight, determination, self-knowledge, initiative and completely unsmarmy attitude. Would you like an Oatie Biscuit Nick ?

I'd rather take advice from clever Anna, who REALLY knows how to play The Game.

'He could be with us for a week, a month or long term - there is a whole range of ideas'

Also the people who make energy drink Red Devil are already thought to have offered him a six figure sum to replace Vinnie Jones in their ad campaign, which currently features a bird that gets squashed against a window pane.

Oh Goody.

Marjorie Eats Frog Shock !

Claire spotted the slaughter first and started shouting: "Oh my God! Oh my God!" Seconds later All Action Scouser Craig was by her side desperate to help.

Once he realised that his would be lover was upset by the frog murder he immediately set about trying to save it from Marjorie's beak.

The have ago hero shouted "Ehy, come here you little shit!" as he chased the hungry chicken around the garden with the dying frog in its beak

But Darren, master of all things fowl, wasn't happy and immediately shouted: "Leave it Craig!"

Craig, still valiantly trying to save the frog protested: "He can't not eat that! It's not dead."

"Nature is cruel," Darren continued. "Go on Marjorie."

"But the frogs suffering." Craig cried to no avail. It was too late as Darren observed seconds later: "Look it's eaten its arm. Watch it devour it. It's just eaten its arm."

Unhappy Craig was far from impressed and in the end it was left to Tom to calm the situation. "Two delicacies in one," the farmer said. "Chicken and frogs legs."

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Marjorie on Death Row

While they reconstructed the fencing around the chicken's home, Craig stared the cock in the eyes, "We could neck and eat a chicken each week," he said. "I think we should you know."

"That's the sort of thing people want to see, too," agreed Thomas, always one to think of the viewing public.

"Yeah," said Craig. "I'm gonna go see Big Brother."

Planting himself in the Diary Room chair, Craig spoke his plan. "Have you got any objection for us to kill the chickens?" he asked.

"And how would you go about killing the chicken?" Big Brother asked.

"Well, like you would normally kill a chicken," piped Craig. "Pull it's neck and wring it."

"Certainly not, Craig!" snapped the voice.

Craig left the Diary Room silent, then announced the situation to the rest of the group. "That's f****d me off," said Thomas, backing Mel's sudden outcry that they should ignore Big Brother's demands and do what they want with 'our' chickens. "It's our statement against authority!"

"He's a farmer," Darren said, finger pointed to Thomas. "If he wants to kill a chicken, then kill a chicken. You get my vote."

"You just want to kill them for the sake of it," Anna reasoned. Claire agreed at first, though was won over by Craig's promise that chicken death will result in some cracking sweet and sour dishes.

As the debate cooled, Big Brother summoned Craig back to the Diary Room and told him that a vet must be contacted to confirm whether the chickens are safe to eat or not, after the poultry were given medication to help their fowl tummies.

Upon hearing the news, Thomas commented how that wouldn't stop them killing a hen just for the fun of it!

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Bunny Boiler Claire ?

Claire admitted that: "When I caught my boyfriend in bed with another girl I got a hammer and smashed his car to pieces."

"Now I know!" laughed Darren. "You're a psycho!"

Mel tried to empathise with Claire's situation telling her about the time she broke her boyfriends nose when she found out he had cheated on her. Offering her some wise words of advice she told Claire, "If you were my best friend, I'd say if the bad times out- weight the good then leave him. It's your decision."

"I've never been that mad before," said Claire. "When my hearts involved I'm just a muppet."

"Don't apologise for that!" exclaimed Mel who thought Claire's show of girl power was just what he deserved. "I would have killed him if it was me."

But despite her ex's cheating heart, Claire still went back to him - much to the disappointment of the boys in the house.

"I think this show has given you the opportunity to be unfaithful to him... with us!" said Darren cheekily.

"Tom can go first as he is last in the alphabet, then myself, then we will unleash Craig!" he joked, much to the embarrassment of Claire.

"I'm blushing!" she said coyly.

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Anna Would Not do Loaded or FHM, but Mel and Claire Would ...

Dashing Darren quizzed his female housemates in a hot tub glossy-mag-chat this afternoon.

Taking on a 'Harry Flint' persona he asked the hot and wet girls: "If you were approached by Playboy after leaving here and, they offered you £10,000 would you do it?"

Claire attempted to avoid his questioning by saying: "That's horrible" But Darren persisted: "If they paid you that for a front page in a bikini and a centre spread with no minge shots?"

While Anna said she wouldn't like to do Playboy, Mel was quick to say: "I'd do it for £20,000."

And when Darren asked Claire why she wouldn't model she replied: "Because people only buy it to jerk off. And once you do something like that you can never look back."

The busty householder said she would find if difficult to deal with having "taken clothes off for money," but quickly added: "If I had the body then I'd do shots with minimal clothes on."

Ex-nun Anna considered her reply saying: "I wouldn't do Loaded or FHM." But Claire wasn't so sure. "It's not that bad," she said.

And either is the market, Claire!

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Darren doesn't love Marjorie Anymore

For the first time, the group is seriously considering eating the chickens and the after only seconds of consideration, Darren is prepared to kill the bird he loves.

"If you feel that you seriously want to kill a chicken then kill a chicken," he told the boys, eager to feast on stir fry. "Not Marjorie though, any chicken bar Marjorie!"

"I wanna kill Marjorie!" Thomas screamed.

"Yeah, why not, Darren? Why not Marjorie?" Anna questioned.

Darren thought for a while, then piped up, "If you wanna kill Marjorie, you can kill her."

If the fattest chick of all loses its head in Craig's firm grip, it may result in a nation of mourning. But looking on the bright side, think of the vindaloo they could make.

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