Friday August 17, 2000 - Day 36

Last 24 hours

Nick Is Evicted 

Nick's image may have hit an all time low, but the dastardly character planned to walk out a hero on Friday night, taking the place of Craig or Nichola's eviction. When Nick had finished sobbing in the bedroom, he confronted the group and made attempt to pick up the pieces of the five weeks he has spent in the house.

"I just want to firstly apologise to you all for my actions," he began. "I'm not going to justify them but will give reasons. I come from a very big family and we tend to compete. I spent 10 years at a boarding school where people are constantly trying to put one over you and I worked in an environment where people would stitch you up without batting an eyelid."

The group watched in awe as Nick reeled off his exoneration, saying he was simply playing the experience as a game. "If you give up ten years of your life to be here you want to stay here for as long as possible," Nick continued, eyes red from sobbing. "It's purely a competition. I chose what I saw was the best way to play. That way was wrong."

After some time alone and a chat with Thomas, Nick told the group that leaving the house on his own accord would be "the cowards way out," and that he was confident that continuing to play the game would have been the only sensible option. The group were not impressed - least of all Nichola.

"You're gonna stay in a group where no- one trusts you," Nichola angrily assessed. "So you think tomorrow me and Craig are gonna be up for eviction and you'll stay here? I don't think we should go. I think you should go."

And then Nichola was off, fuming at the prospect of being kicked out while Nick gets to stay another week. She called Nick a joke and pitied evictees Sada, Andrew and Caroline for falling foul to his schemes. Then Nick put his foot in it again.

"Don't cry over spilt milk," he told Nichola, not recognising the current tone of the group.

"Watch your mouth," Anna said, correcting him. "Your attitude now should be ' I completely understand.'"

Thomas cooled the debate with his soft- spoken dialect, adding an important suggestion for the ensemble to bat around. "They should cancel the nominations for tomorrow night," he said. "And Nick walks out instead."

After some thought the group agreed this to be the best option and Nick left for the Diary Room to explain the idea to Big Brother.

Big Brother decided, instead, to evict Nick.

'Big Brother is a Bazal production for Channel 4.'

Wednesday August 15, 2000 - Day 34

Last 24 hours

She is very calculating - Anna is Nicks next target Shock !

In a reference to his homophobic ranting  Nick was heard to say  "Anna's a dangerous one," 

Craig, ( unaware of the nastyness of Nick) said  "It was strange how she just flipped, she really laid into it."

Nick continued "She is very calculating. She has started to befriend people to lull them into a false sense of security."

Oh Mi God!!!! - Is there no limit to his sad lies ?

Nicks hit list would be Darren, Anna and Nichola.

 "If they were not here it would be a more stable group."

- Jules

Nick misses his footie - Awww 

- Jules

Only 8 Mins and They're all a bit crap ... mostly

The Assault Course is proving a bit hard for the housemates, their upper body strength aint't what it should be ...

In total they have eight minutes to complete the course - If they don't complete the task successfully they will only have £31.50 to spend on shopping, having gambled 50 % of their budget - the fools!

Mel managed one round of the course in 25 seconds, but would have received penalty points for completely avoiding the monkey bar experience, instead running underneath the bars and touching them with her fingers. 

20 second penalty for running under the bars and not touching them and a further 5 seconds per bar missed.

Oh dear, It looks like they're going to be eating a lot of Darrens oaty biscuits next week.....

Nicholarse completely woosey attempt of 29 seconds showed his obvious lack of army-dude skills when he fell off the monkey bars and had difficulty keeping his balance on the see-saw-beam.

Poor Show Nick !

The Assult course also revealed something else ... PlanetGrrl Big Brother Addiction Site - Phone in Pants Theory Complete Bollox Shock !

- Jules

Knitting is Gay says Nick !

Then he said to Darren and Anna that he was 'slightly gay, but only in a song context!"

- Jules

Marjories not as bad as they thought - Phew !

"They're not as sick as I thought they might be," he said,  "It could be some kind of poisoning."

- Jules

Is that a Motorola in your pocket or are you just pleased to evict me ? - Theory is Bollox !

- Jules

More evidence of Nick being Nasty - Childish attempt to speak in a secret code to Mel.

More evidence of Nick going bonkers was exhibited by his vain childish attempt to speak in a secret code to Mel.

Post-nomination, Mels first Reiki session:

Nick - 'I expected u  delta charlied today'

Mel - <<giggle> pls continue (reiki)

Nick 'Right'

... post session .. 

Nick - 'So you think Dogfight and Nicho-seer will be ....

Mel - I Don't know ..I don't know ...... I have got no idea - at all .Y'know... . I wouldn't be surprised if things repeated themselves, disappointed but not surprised.

- Jules

Ands its not little lies either ...

Mel was earlier much more virtuous when she tried to subtly tell Anna that Nick was telling porkies.

'Im sick of the lying' Mel told Anna

'I keep thinking'  Mel said to Anna ''Please, why are you doing that cos that's a really awful thing to do ...'  not little lies either, everyone's told those, who cares ...'

Anna asks without asking who it was and Mel virtuously says 'I wont say'

Hope fully Anna will twig after this convie and seeing on the assault course how Nick had obviously lied about other stuff.....

- Jules

Craig and Nichola Vote Fear Comes True - Nicholas true to form has voted for those who like him best... Nasty!

Nicholas true to form has voted for those who like him best... Nasty!" 

For Craig to leave the house: 0901 1980101

For Nichola to leave the house: 0901 1980102

Nicholas has still not received a nomination !!! Whats up with these people.

- Jules

Monday August 12, 2000 - Day 32

Rooster Madness !

Pager Up Arse Theory !

It don't have to be a phone to give you good vibes!

Nick doesn't need a phone to receive info, a vibrating pager would do just as well. PlanetGrrl Big Brother Addiction Site - Pager Up Arse Theory

Nicks Shouty Fence Scare

The Scary Fence

The Boy Nick is becoming increasingly paranoid about how the outside world perceives him ... He told Nichola that he had heard people shouting nasty sweary words over the fence.

More evidence of his possible self-eviction was shown when he said to Mel that he was considering walking out to avoid any potential future aggro on his entry to the outside world.

Mel convinced him to stay and said 'You're worrying too much, go and have a good night's sleep."

- Jules

Saturday August 12, 2000 - Day 30

"I'll knock his block off."

Caroline, although having no other regrets about being a Big Brother housemate, was shocked to see the real side of Nick.

Caroline vowed to join the no doubt hundreds of people who will be there to greet Nick when the house eventually evicts him. Caroline said she'll "knock his block off."

"I put him down as such a sweet guy. I’m just a sucker. I suspected something about him the first week, but I put it down to nerves.

"To find out that he had 200 cigarettes and none of us had a fag since Tuesday. I hope I’m there when he comes out. I would like to knock his block off."

Selected for eviction by 62 per cent of the voters, on her third nomination she left on Friday night, watched by 4.6 million viewers. On the subject of who would win, she said today: "I would like it to be Nichola or Anna - I think it might be Darren."

She said she could not wait to watch the hit Channel 4 programme to see "just how evil Nick is" and said she would be voting on future evictions.

- Jules

Nick -What a Tosser! - 

George Michael Housemates Drink Offer - Not Nick Tho!

Not content with being a general sneak and a liar, now Nick shows himself as a homophobic idiot ( which is highly ironic with Nicholas having very very obviously attended public school.)

SUPERSTAR George Michael has written to the Big Brother gang and offered to buy them all a drink - except Nick. George got in touch with Davina after hearing the girls shout at Nick over his stupid comments about George and homosexual men in general.

For those who didn't see it, here's what Nick said:

that gays in public toilets "might proposition a little kid".

In his letter which Davina read out to an astounded Caroline he wrote:

"Just wanted to let you know it was great to see such a diverse group of people making it clear that they know the difference between a gay person and a paedophile.

"I hope you realise viewers all over the country have related to one or several of you on a personal level.

"Whether you know it or not your opinions have become important. It's a good thing Channel 4 chose some really good people to take part.

"To say thank you for your kind words, please let me buy you all a drink when they let you out on parole - but preferably on a night when Nick is completely unavailable."

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....

- Jules

Is that a Motorola in your pocket or are you just pleased to evict me ?

Oh dear. Rumours abound that Nicholarse has smuggled a mobile phone into the house and that a sneaky friend outside the house phones Nick every day to tell Nick whats going on in and outside the house. Apparently the phone is set to vibrate, which frankly doesn't surprise me...

Channel 4 took the rumours so seriously they summoned all the housemates to assemble in the girls bedroom whilst Channel 4 people and security bods swept the house for suspicious telephony devices, Alas such devices were not found. This brings me to my theory of where the phone is - its in his pants. - Jules