We all know the housemates are a saucy lot, ... golly how risque.. bisexuality, threesomes.... but heres what they've been up to inside the house...

The Lurve Bug - Who said What About Whom

Anna

Caroline said she would enjoy a threesome with Anna and Nichola.

Mel

'You've got soft skin' (or something like that) said by Thomas during the Full Body Massage incident.

Mel takes the Pill to control her libido too apparently. PlanetGrrl Big Brother Addiction Site - Day 33

Day 34 - she carried on her antics by getting both Thomas and Craig to give her a massage, her being naked in the top half department, lying facedown squashed boobs visible.

Mel gave Craigs back a saucy soapy wash in the shower.

Day 37 - Craig asked out Mel, for after they leave Big Brother, Mel was quite surprised and told Thomas....

Day 37 - Mel and Craig later had a playful fight in the garden throwing eggs over each other. aaaw bless. Mel has said shes changed her mind about Craig in the past week..

Tom benefited from Claire's arrival Saturday night. Mel's nose has been put out of joint by the addition of the buxom babe to the group and it is Tom who's reaping the rewards.

While the participants enjoyed a getting-to-know-you chat, Mel staked her claim on Tom by offering to give her special friend a massage.

"Where are we doing it?" he asked her.

"Your choice," she replied. So Tom scuttled off to the boy's bedroom with Mel in hot pursuit.

Straddling Tom, who was languishing across Darren's double bed, Mel cut to the quick. Referring to Claire she asked, "What do you think then?"

But Tom was more interested in her oiled up hands gliding across his back. "Mmmmmmmmmmmm," was his only reply.

"She's handling it really well," Mel persisted. "I don't think I could do it."

Tom remained focused on his rare treat. "Ahhh that was good," he groaned in ecstasy.

After ten minutes Mel started to loose interest. "OK I'm getting bored now," she said coldly.

"No, keep going. I'm enjoying it," Tom pleaded.

But alas, Mel was saved by the bell, or the sound of the klaxon to be precise. She leapt up to run out of the room in pursuit of the weekly task.

And as a parting gift, she accidentally bashed his head on the edge of the bed in her eagerness to leave. "Thanks for that," he said.

"Sorry," she laughed, and was gone

Nichola

She's got a nice body, its just when she opens her gob said Craig.

Day 34 saw Craig and Nichola demonstrating a slightly acrobatic sexual position.

Sada

Darren would like to have slept with Sada most out of all the housemates.

Caroline

'She's ugly' said Andy

'She's an old scrubber' bantered Craig.

Darren

Caroline and Melanie have both tussled with Darren playfully below or above the sheets.

Craig

On Day One during the body painting activity a partially naked Craig carried a naked mud covered Nichola into the shower.

Day 34 saw Craig and Nichola demonstrating a slightly acrobatic sexual position.

Day 34 Mel got  both Thomas and Craig to give her a massage, her being naked in the top half department, lying facedown squashed boobs visible.

Mel gave Craigs back a saucy soapy wash in the shower.

Day 37 -Craig asked out Mel, for after they leave Big Brother, Mel was quite surprised and told Thomas....

Day 37 - Mel and Craig later had a playful fight in the garden throwing eggs over each other. aaaw bless. Mel has said shes changed her mind about Craig in the past week..

Tussled with Claire under the duvet. No shaggin tho.

Claire

Craig made his sexual intentions perfectly clear to new girl Claire late Saturday night.

The sex-starved scally was enjoying bantering with her on the sofa when she started asking questions about the house cockerel.

"Has it made a girlfriend yet?" she asked.

Craig smiled. "It does them all. One after the other," he replied.

"It's got a little harem," Anna chipped in.

Laughing, Claire observed, "The only people in the Big Brother house who are getting any are the hens."

"I'm quite envious of them," Anna mused. But Craig took this as ammunition. "While we're on the subject, Claire... are you up for any sex?" he asked cheekily.

Claire found it hilarious and took no offence. "I'm glad you waited until I felt at home before you asked," she joked.

"I didn't want to embarrass you when you first walked in the door," he replied shamelessly. "Have a think about it. Give us your answer tomorrow."

As we went to press, Claire has yet to give him an answer.

Andy

Andy kissed Mel in bedroom.

Two full on very very quick snogs the next day before Andy was dispatched into outside world.

Nicholas

Thomas

Mel - Lots of general flirtatious banter.

During the Orange Party Evening they exchanged this hilarious flirtation ...

Day 34 Mel got  both Thomas and Craig to give her a massage, her being naked in the top half department, lying facedown squashed boobs visible. Thomas got an erection that was widely discussed on the internet.

Tom benefited from Claire's arrival Saturday night. Mel's nose....

Andy kissed Mel in bedroom.

Two full on very very quick snogs the next day before Andy was dispatched into outside world.

Lots of general flirtatious banter.

During the Orange Party Evening they exchanged this hilarious banter in the bathroom:

Mel (licking lollypop provocatively and swaying girlishly in her orange mesh outfit and 'medieval horn' effect hat affair):
'Im in the mood for being horrible to you but its your fault'

Thomas - 'Why what have I done'

Mel 'Cause you're being really horrible to me'

Thomas 'You're always horrible to me and do I complain about that do I ?'

<Mel starts to talk over Thomas>

Mel 'Im not horrible to you at all, at all'.

Thomas 'You're always horrible to me,'

Mel 'No I'm not'

Thomas 'You can't walk past without picking at me'

Mel 'You look ridiculous'

<Mel walks out of Bathroom>

Thomas 'Do you have a look at yourself yet ?

- Jules

What a pair of playful funsters they are !