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Anna
Ex-nun. How racy!
Anna has a very dry and secret sense of humour
that recently showed itself when she discovered Mel had been
hoarding batteries. ''We're very scared'...
The 29-year-old is an office manager from
London who claims she has packed her vibrator to help pass time
in the BB house.
Snog Count 0
Big Shouty Ranty Match Score 1 Nick homophobic
ranting |
Mel
Normally referred to as a Mel B lookalike
(yawn), which she hates (mainly I imagine because she looks
little like Mel B - Jules says - 'I'm Caucasian with brown
straight hair but that doesn't make me posh spice')
Marketing exec Mel is 26 and lives in London.
Mel is the fiery, sexy, intelligent, logical
one that spends her time with the men mostly, mostly. Especially
Thomas now Andy has gone.
Snog Count 2 (Andy) (Thom)
Big Shouty Ranty Match Score 1 Nick homophobic
ranting |
Nichola
Nichola is a 28-year-old textile artist from Bolton.
She dreams of becoming a circus performer.
Nicholas very Northern (I'm Northern so its not meant disparagingly
southern folks - Jules) sense of humour sometimes freaks out the
other housemates.
Snog Count 0
Big Shouty Ranty Match Score 2 Nick homophobic ranting and
Darren Sitting on Face comment and resulting argument |
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Sada
Down ... but soon to be seen tanned and no doubt covered in
benefit cosmetics highbeam showing her boho assets in Loaded.
Snog Count 0
Big Shouty Ranty Match Score 0 - she's like too chilled, man. |
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Caroline
37 year old Caroline is a former marital aids
salesperson and dancer who hails from Birmingham.
Before the start of the Big Brother experience
she said: "I live my life in a very open way and have
nothing to be ashamed of.
Snog Count 0
Big Shouty Ranty Match Score 2 - Nick homophobic
ranting - and
Craigs poorly knee fiasco. |
Darren
22 year old Darren is a Londoner who works at
the Millennium Dome. He has 3 children.
Generous Darren shared his pants with Mel
and says he would spend his winnings on a holiday for his
mum to make up for embarrassing her on the show.
Snog Count 0
Big Shouty Ranty Match Score 1 Nichola -
Sitting on Face comment and resulting argument |
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Nicholas
Snog Count 0
Big Shouty Ranty Match Score 1 (Nick
homophobic ranting)
EVOL ! EVOL ! EVOL ! oh and he's a
stockbroker. |
Craig
28 year old Craig was previously a butcher
and now is a successful builder with his own business. He
loves his sister and mum a lot (awww).
His sexploits in the house have included
getting the 4 girls to massage him all at once.
Snog Count 0
Big Shouty Ranty Match Score 1 Caroline / Craigs poorly knee
fiasco |
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Thomas
30 year old Irish funster Thomas is a
computer designer who lives on his families farm in Northern
Ireland.
Quiet at first, Thomas has now showed his
cheeky true self by wrestling Mel to the floor and other
hilarious battery related activities.
Snog Count 1
Big Shouty Ranty Match Score 0 |
Andy
Andy is 23 and works in Marketing just like
his kissymate Mel.
Andy shared his various sexploit tales with
the house including threesomes with married couples and visits
to brothels.
Snog Count 1 (Mel)
Big Shouty Ranty Match Score 0 |
