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Gretel
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It ain't no happy endin'
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Gretels as big as a house ... Gretel, younger sister of Hansel, author and world famous pastry chef, has been spotted leaving one of her chic restaurants. No wonder she has been in hiding!
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Here at Fluffy Mules you know we like to keep you informed of the movements of all your favourite celebs. Gretel, friend and chef of the stars, has been keeping a very low profile lately.
Since the death of her long-time lover, Thebe Witch, Gretel has kept very much to herself. We reported only last week how friends were concerned about Gretel’s on-going grief about the lover who was decades older than herself.
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They met when Gretel was just a girl and Thebe was already a middle-aged woman. Thebe was a renowned healer and therapist. The circumstances of their meeting were never made clear but it was often assumed that Thebe was a friend of the family and Gretel used to visit her and eat there… did the older woman lead the young girl into a lesbian relationship? No-one will ever know.
Gretel’s estranged brother Hansel has always denounced the relationship, saying that Thebe Witch " was evil and hated him, and had put Gretel under a spell." Could this venom hide some insane incestuous jealousy ?
Gretel said they were lovers and friends, and her brother was a lying loser who couldn’t follow a trail of stones.
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Thebe - evil enchantress ?
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Even tho she made lots of money from her range of slimming books entitled ' It ain't love it's food ', Gretel has now piled on the pounds and was spotted by our photographer sidling out the back door of one of her restaurants.
Asked if she intended to diet she stifled a sob and said “my partner has just died”. When our photographer pointed out that this was two years ago Gretel simply turned and fled.
A high speed chase ensued but our photographer lost Gretel’s car in heavy traffic.
Sam & Jules
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