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Fashion magazines are just dumbass waste of trees that insult you and assume you're stupid.

And look at you you dumb broad you keep on buying them even tho they tell you stupid shit is cool like ...

Neck-Beards. What is this ugly piece of jewelry I keep seeing people wearing? It is worn choker-style, a piece of wire or thread, with feathers or little rows of beads hanging down. By Sam

Flamingo Legs Am I a flamingo or am I a woman? Hmm, let me think about that for a moment... oh I know! I am a woman: an adult whose legs support her body and get her from A to B. By Sam

Minge Pants - How low can YOU go ... by Jules

Slogan T-Shirts - How daringly cliched are YOU ... by Jules

p.s. touche whatsit doesn't make you look more wide awake, it just makes you look like you have big shiny white light reflecting patches under your eyes. sorry. - Jules.

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