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Minge Pants - A New Low

by Jules

Minge-Pants - The current fashion for low-slung pants that show how bikini waxed a gal is makes me laugh sooooooo LOUD.

Spotted in the last week wearing ' Minge-Pants' in various magazines, Britney Spears, An Appleton, Kate Thornton.

The Minge-Pants effect is sometimes caused by gals who are too skinny wearing ultra low-ride hipsters, that require actual hips to hold them up. Or, conversely, by people with tummies that push the jeans onward and downward. Either way, to me, it just looks you're not quite bright enough to either a) get the right size b) realise how much of fashion is a big bad joke.

Some hipsters zippers vary from 3 to 5 inches. Average women's pants have an 8-inch zipper.

Match the Minge-Pants to The Celebrity to win no prize at all.

1) Britney Spears
2) Gwen Stefani
3) Nikki Hilton

A

B

C

This gal saves us from the muff fuss by wearing a nice pair of big granny knickers. cheers luv. american version of tara palmer tompkinson shows off her frankie Bs feminist uberwhore who absolutely never models herself on courtney love
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