:: fluffy mules :: Harvey Nichols

The most 'fashionable' shop in Leeds (yeh right) and probably the most expensive. Our reviewer was extremely disappointed with the standards of interior design and product selection,  and derived their only retail therapy from opening all the dolce e gabbana / gucci / etc personal organisers, and not doing them up again.

The Stuff

Upstairs was even more disappointing, with a small selection of designer gear, and a ratio of three assistants to every garment. Assistants snotty as expected, tho our reviewer looked well-heeled so they left her alone, and didn't consider her an obvious shoplifting risk. The only good thing seems to be the MAC counter, oh and Urban Decay. So we left.

Changing Rooms

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Coffee Shop

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Toilets

Always use these toilets as if they were public toilets. trick is to sweep through the shop as if even being there demeaned you. go to toilets, answer nature's call, leave in same sweeping fashion. 
Very clean modern loos, not done out in white which is nice change, and lots of (rather narrow) mirrors.

Tips

Look smart, and talk loudly in a posh voice. Carry a small poodle and create a fuss when they won't let little FiFi in. Ask them to send your shopping on. Remember, the doorman is part of the door.