Make casual comments like 'Why
don't you join a gym'
Let him overhear you talking derogatorily about his sexual prowess to your
best friend. If you really are a bitch, make it HIS best friend.
Get your friends to point and snigger at him when he enters the room.
Yawn when you're having sex.
If you're on the phone, when he enters the room, act flustered, whisper
'I've got to go someone's here' and act sheepishly for the next half hour'.
Let him know you're wearing your best underwear when you're not going out
with HIM.
Lean in especially closely when you're talking to his best friend, and
casually touch him on the knee.
The key to being a better bitch is to show how much you DON'T care. Never
let someone know they've bothered you. EVER. This will blow your cover. You must remain
the ultimate cool pussycat at all times. Phrases like 'whatever', 'thats this < >
interesting', 'I don't care', 'I'm too busy', 'I would do but I don't want to', 'I'm now
seeing your best friend' , 'HeLL- O', are the kind of things better bitches say all
the time. By the way, this doesn't work if you're a bloke, unless you're REAL cool or very
camp..
Don't ever be in when you've arranged for 'him' to phone.
Leave your answering machine on all the time.
Always be late for social appointments.
More better bitch stuff coming soon. When we can be bothered.
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