- So are you a secretary at the computer firm?
- Do you like my cardigan?
- Do you believe in Polygamy?
- Have you found God?
- I think I'm going to be sick
- Do you want fries with that ?
- Will you lend me money
- Hang on where's that Viagra
- Can I lick your shoes
- Women should be seen and not heard.
- You don't mind if I bring my Mother?
- There's nothing less attractive than a drunk woman.
- Are those real?
- This has never happened to me before.
- Trust me I'm a priest
- Sorry but these Disney films always make me cry.
- Oh my god, thats my wife over there.
- This is Brian, he's my lover.
- Do I look fat in this?
- How do you like your eggs in the morning.
- On the contrary, quantum physics is fascinating. Here..I'll explain why.
- My wife doesn't understand me.
- Would you like to come and see my collection of stuffed animals?
- Have you ever thought of plastic surgery
- So do your parents have a lot of money?
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- Heres 50p ring your mum and tell her you won't be home.
- This is the first date I've had since my divorce.
- Sorry about the smell but I've got a terrible case of diarrhea.
- Oh don't worry its only my hedgehog Marvin, he comes everywhere with me.
- No, I've never seen Jerry Springer.
- Thats just how my wife does it.
- have you ever considered group sex?
- You look just like my sister.
- You're not as pretty as I expected.
- Women shouldn't be allowed to use computers.
- They're not very big are they?
- I'm on this date for a bet
- I must say I'm at my most happy in a pair of black stilettos, just call me Suzy.
- Oh Jeanie..that was my mothers name.
- Can we go to the Zoo? Can we? Can we?
- I knew we'd get on, my psychic said we would.
- Me Tarzan you Jane
- Sorry I didn't mean to talk about my ex so much
- Didn't we meet at the Manilow concert?
- Have you ever considered starring in pornographic movies?
- You're quite pretty for a feminist.
- Sorry I'm late mistress
- Whats that weird smell
- <silence>
- Will you marry me?
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