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What they say
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What they mean
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| Its not you, its me |
Its you |
| I just want to see other people |
I've been cheating on you for months |
I still want to see you, I
just think we're getting too serious and should see other people |
Gimme my cake, I wanna eat. |
| We don't need to use a condom |
Shoot me. I'm stoopid. |
| We can just sleep together, we don't have to
do anything |
Wheheyhey |
| No, I've gotta go to this Stag Night, you
know I'd rather be with you. |
Miss a night out dancing with 18-yr olds wearing G-strings
and covered in whipped cream? Are you serious? |
| I know I was wrong. I'm sorry |
What do I have to say that'll stop you being mad and let us
have sex again? |
| I'll call you tomorrow |
I'll call you in about 4 days..if you're lucky. |
| But my mum doesn't do it like that |
I'm a soaking wet sap who shouldn't be allowed out by
myself |
| No she's not prettier than you.. |
Just gimme a minute I want a really good look |
| I would invite you but I know you wouldn't
enjoy yourself |
I don't want you there! |
| I love you |
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