How to Tell If You're a bit of a Slapper (which is ok, btw)

by Sarah, Jules, The Evil Pixie, Smallkat and PlanetGrrl Readers ...

• You've had 3 different men in your bed on 3 consecutive nights, and you're not on holiday in Ibiza
• People say is that a belt when referring to your new skirt
• You buy all your jewellery from Argos.
• You have more than one pair of knee high boots.
• You've never met your best friend's boyfriend/husband.
• You wake up regularly in strange beds, or in strange underwear.
• You never wear knickers when you wear a mini skirt.
• You got expelled from school for having sex with a student teacher on the premises. 
• When you started work you got sacked for having sex with the tea boy in the stationary cupboard, and the whole office watched it on the CCTV.
• You never wear knickers- always thongs. 
• You think crotchless knickers are cool.
• When you get drunk, you seem to always end up flashing your tits to everyone around you.   
• Doreen from 'Birds of a Feather' is your role model.
• You buy 'PlayGirl' magazine.
• The local GUI clinic has a mailing list exclusively for your contacts.
• You think that orange actually is your natural skin tone.
• Half the neighbourhood knows you go for the full Brazilian wax.
• When you meet your boyfriends dad you realise he looks all tooooo familiar....

Readers Suggestions

• You like getting your ears pulled by strangers
• You only shower before going out on the pull.
• Essential handbag items include bright red lippy, femifresh and clean tights.
• You have been advised that you can only take the morning after pill so many times in one month
• You have difficulty finding someone new to have sex with in your town.
• Your school skirt is rolled up at the waist, shortening it by about 12inches.
• In the office you think that the photocopier is a seat.
• You wake up regularly in strange cars
• The label in your knickers doesn't indicate size so much as how many minutes you go without shagging someone at your local nightclub.
• You've slept with your best friend's boyfriend/husband.
• You think big gold earrings are hip and trendy.
• You use hoop ear rings for supporting your legs.
• You think wearing rings on all available fingers looks kewl.
• You take pleasure in wearing little white newlook dresses with gold buckles and no underwear.
• You've been on the television show 'The Villa'
• You think yellow-blond peroxide color is "kewl"
• You are a walking equal opportunities policy and will sleep with anyone regardless of age, race, religion, marital status ..
• Your "roots" are always showing.
• At the nightclub, you have used the toilets for sex with strange men while your bf is waiting at the DJ box!
• You always have to wear your boots when shagging.

Pls add your suggestions: How to Tell If You're a bit of a Slapper (which is ok, btw).