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Grrls and not Grrls

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Grrls and not Grrls

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Grrls

Accused of Grrl crimes

Girls

Fern Britton

Ripley 'get away from her you bitch'. zap.

Cerys from Catatonia

Davina McCall - most of the time.

Saffron from Republica

Germaine Greer - All bow down. The Ultimate Grrl. Made mincemeat of Ian Hislop on 'Have I got News for You', something not easily done. She like totally rocks honey!

Pamela Anderson

Kate Winslet - for still wearing tight clothes at Hollywood functions in breech of the 'all women must weigh 5 pounds over renal-failure weight' policy.

That singer chick who used to front 'Kenickie'. Who hates to be called 'that chick from Kenickie' so sorry Laverne.

Kirsty Wark

Xena - Warrior Princess

Kathy Burke

'Smack the Pony' chicks

Mo Mowlem

Drew Barrymore

Jennifer Jason Leigh

Nancy Friday - The 'not nice' Grrl. All Grrls should read 'garden' and 'men'. Really.

Bettie Page - The 50's Pin-Up Queen

Vivienne Westwood - The ultimate in chick chic.

Mel and Sue (most of the time)

Dianne Abbott MP.

Stella McCartney - even tho she makes mostly clothes best suited for rich thin 12 year olds some of her clothes look almost wearable, plus she has followed in her late mothers animal rights path.

Jenny McCarthy, yeah weird choice I know, but hey she is a grrl, and she regrets having her boobs done, supposedly.

Kate Adie

Jada Pinkett

Rizzo from 'Grease' (The Stockard Channing version)

Vera Duckworth

posh and baby.

Elle MacPherson - supermodel with brain.

Missy Elliot

and Courtney.

Best Example of a Girl - Anthea Turner - do I even need to explain why ? (even at 37 still a girl). Like a little kitten who might steal your husband, possibly.

Zoë Ball

Fluffy cutesy tv 'presenters', a lot can be found on childrens tv, wearing tight t-shirts and acting flirtatiously with their ever-so-slightly-camp male co-host.

Girls how appear T&A style on 'TFI Friday'.

Melinda Messenger (however hard she tries. I've nothing against her, but she'll never make it as a grrl.)

Any woman who is a serial-beauty contest entrant.

Gwyneth Paltrow - WHAAAAAH!

Melanie Sykes - Boddington Babe.

Ally McBeal - Give her a lard sandwich NOW!. Might be a grrl in a few years when the coquette thing no longer works.

Judy Finnigan

Ricki Lake

Oprah

Monica Lewinsky

Daisy from the '11 O'clock show' for being a traitor grrl by making jokes about cellulite. How weak. Yawn. How fortunate for her that shes beautiful AND talented, saying f**k is only about funny twice daisy darling, then it becomes both tragic and boring.

Elizabeth Hurley - famous for wearing clothes. usually something backless, frontless and tasteless.

female fashion designers, editors and other sewing-related folk who assist in many young ladies eating disorders by providing images of very tall very thin 12 year olds to aspire to. And then saying they don't do it.

Women who have had so much plastic surgery that they can't smile. Except Joan Rivers, I like her.

Britney Spears - remember courtney love when she used to write 'slut' on her arms ? Britney is like the anti-courtney. Listen to her lyrics, shes promoting living in the 1950s with her 'how do YOU want ME to be BABY' attitude. oh dear. no feminism there honey.

Geri Halliwell - yes I really said Geri

those b*witched girls. ack ack.

 

Jules  

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