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Fern Britton
Ripley 'get away from her you bitch'. zap.
Cerys from Catatonia
Davina McCall - most of the time.
Saffron from Republica
Germaine Greer - All bow down. The Ultimate Grrl. Made mincemeat of Ian
Hislop on 'Have I got News for You', something not easily done. She like totally rocks
honey!
Pamela Anderson
Kate Winslet - for still wearing tight clothes at Hollywood functions in
breech of the 'all women must weigh 5 pounds over renal-failure weight' policy.
That singer chick who used to front 'Kenickie'. Who hates to be called
'that chick from Kenickie' so sorry Laverne.
Kirsty Wark
Xena - Warrior Princess
Kathy Burke
'Smack the Pony' chicks
Mo Mowlem
Drew Barrymore
Jennifer Jason Leigh
Nancy Friday - The 'not nice' Grrl. All Grrls should read 'garden' and
'men'. Really.
Bettie Page - The 50's Pin-Up Queen
Vivienne Westwood - The ultimate in chick chic.
Mel and Sue (most of the time)
Dianne Abbott MP.
Stella McCartney - even tho she makes mostly clothes best suited for rich
thin 12 year olds some of her clothes look almost wearable, plus she has followed in her
late mothers animal rights path.
Jenny McCarthy, yeah weird choice I know, but hey she is a grrl, and she
regrets having her boobs done, supposedly.
Kate Adie
Jada Pinkett
Rizzo from 'Grease' (The Stockard Channing version)
Vera Duckworth
posh and baby.
Elle MacPherson - supermodel with brain.
Missy Elliot
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Best Example of a Girl - Anthea Turner - do I
even need to explain why ? (even at 37 still a girl). Like a little kitten who might steal
your husband, possibly.
Zoë Ball
Fluffy cutesy tv 'presenters', a lot can be found on childrens tv, wearing
tight t-shirts and acting flirtatiously with their ever-so-slightly-camp male co-host.
Girls how appear T&A style on 'TFI Friday'.
Melinda Messenger (however hard she tries. I've nothing against her, but
she'll never make it as a grrl.)
Any woman who is a serial-beauty contest entrant.
Gwyneth Paltrow - WHAAAAAH!
Melanie Sykes - Boddington Babe.
Ally McBeal - Give her a lard sandwich NOW!. Might be a grrl in a few
years when the coquette thing no longer works.
Judy Finnigan
Ricki Lake
Oprah
Monica Lewinsky
Daisy from the '11 O'clock show' for being a traitor grrl by making jokes
about cellulite. How weak. Yawn. How fortunate for her that shes beautiful AND talented,
saying f**k is only about funny twice daisy darling, then it becomes both tragic and
boring.
Elizabeth Hurley - famous for wearing clothes. usually
something backless, frontless and tasteless.
female fashion designers, editors and other sewing-related folk who assist
in many young ladies eating disorders by providing images of very tall very thin 12 year
olds to aspire to. And then saying they don't do it.
Women who have had so much plastic surgery that they can't smile. Except
Joan Rivers, I like her.
Britney Spears - remember courtney love when she used to write 'slut' on
her arms ? Britney is like the anti-courtney. Listen to her lyrics, shes promoting living
in the 1950s with her 'how do YOU want ME to be BABY' attitude. oh dear. no feminism there
honey.
Geri Halliwell - yes I really said Geri
those b*witched girls. ack ack.
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