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People who visit estate agents and then go nosying around peoples houses
they have no intention of buying
People who have all their xmas presents wrapped and labeled by September.
People who learn the entire Klingon language
People who hold birthday parties for their pets, and not as a joke
People who write serving suggestions for the front of food containers.
'serve with jacket potato' must really take some thinking up.
People who say things like 'annabel and I are go skiing with the van
fartrumps this year.. where are you going?'.
People who think women who like computers are a bit strange.
People who say 'I've had my name on the waiting list for the Fend'i' bag
for months, I'm SOOO excited!!'
People who say 'I feel so fat, I can only just get into a size 10 (or 8 if
you're in the states or Canada)'.
Blokes who try to chat you up online so soon as they find out you're 'f',
and who get upset when you don't find them the wit of the century.
Sadistic physical education teachers, who get their kicks from bullying
little kids.
Jobs-worths of all forms.
Shop assistants who work in pretentious posh clothes shops who give
attitude. Hey honey you're only a shop girl!
Women who think all men are bastards and men who think all women should be
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